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Old 18th Oct 2020, 11:14
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Police are alerted to weapons being openly traded on Glasgow Green.
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 11:16
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You don't want to be caught short in a knife fight, do you Mr Dundee.
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 11:18
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Not my fault you did not read the small print. 'May not contain bullets'...
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 12:05
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No need to worry Sir, I realise Covid 19 is putting a dampener on things but Grouse shooting is still permitted.
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And suddenly everyone is distracted as the ghostly word 'alamy' floats through the group.
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 12:10
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"MCTAVISH!!!! What have I told you about selling weapons to the Germans?"
"It's a Police Action Sir, quite legal"
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 12:39
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This is the Naafi Shop young man, for heavier weapons you’ll have to browse our catalogue.
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 14:09
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Well the Grouse came through and bought all my stock of Pistols, so you had better have these...
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 14:12
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You will have to make do with the Famouse Grouse cooking whisky You wanna shot.?.....
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 18:03
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Not a Caption

I’ll call ‘Winchester’ on this tomorrow morning, once I’ve booked another routine PSA test 😷
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 18:03
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It's had 4 barrels, 5 stocks and 3 chambers, how can it be original corporal Trigger....
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 18:08
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OK lads into the shed, Jones show them
Open two three Bang two three Close two three.
General will be impressed
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 18:25
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Desperate for something to aim at, Hoskins replaced his front sight with a small airplane.
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 18:36
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Ah'll tell ye what Mr Trump, wey they googles resting on yer heid like that, yey dinnae half look like wan oh yon pandas at embra zoo.


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Jones, why are you carrying your gun over your shoulder like that?
They don’t like it up emm sir, they don’t like it up emm
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 20:21
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While listening to Mac expound on the mysteries of deflection shooting, Hoskins absent mindedly stroked the trigger, sending a bullet neatly through the cockpit of the Old Man's Camel as he manoeuvered to land... "That's it Laddie!" cried Mac, "Ye've got it!"
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 20:22
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Weeree doomed I tell ya, Doomed
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 20:26
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The Black Watch....BLACK WATCH you say? I won't have this colourism nonsense in my regiment

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Old 18th Oct 2020, 20:38
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Badges? We don' need no stinkin' badges!

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Old 18th Oct 2020, 20:41
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Well this is my sewing badge and this one my pointy stick firelighting one. Still working towards my dancing in a skirt one
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