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Old 21st Sep 2013, 18:37
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She'd have struggled with the urinals mentioned though.
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Well, from paper plates to the Late Queen Mum attempting to use an officers mess urinal, whilst passing through a pair of chopped of Testicals...



Thread drifts at their best .

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NL - the Queen Mum story - que?
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The thread mention officers urinals are a mess, then relates to Queen Mum and white line while she takes a tinkle etc.


Surprised no one has mentioned the VC 10 milk bottle.

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Old 24th Sep 2013, 08:00
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Surprised no one has mentioned the VC 10 milk bottle.
Go on then NutLoose - tell us the story???

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A well known restaurant round these parts made the local papers some ten years back because the pot washer was found masturbating into the said pot filled sinks...
LOOXURY!

About the same time, in Oldham, the denizens of the kitchen were found to be ejaculating into the Curry...A group of wankers , if ever i heard of one.
glad I don't eat "indian takeaways" or patronise their reataurants.

apparently , they were apprehended when Trading standards had a "funny-tasting" meal analysed.
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Old 24th Sep 2013, 12:50
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30 years or so ago, at RAF Catterick, a steward was caught being similarly laissez faire with personal hygiene and the soup. I remember it well, everyone was pleased he was caught at it before any harm could have been done. Until he asked for about 36 similar offences to be taken into consideration. That though, in the days it cost hundreds to buy yourself out..
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a steward was caught being similarly laissez faire with personal hygiene and the soup
Cock-a-leekie?
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Ba-doom Tish!
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Any news on the dishwasher repairs yet?
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