A well known restaurant round these parts made the local papers some ten years back because the pot washer was found masturbating into the said pot filled sinks...
LOOXURY!
About the same time, in Oldham, the denizens of the kitchen were found to be ejaculating into the Curry...A group of wankers , if ever i heard of one.
glad I don't eat "indian takeaways" or patronise their reataurants.
apparently , they were apprehended when Trading standards had a "funny-tasting" meal analysed.
