Floppy Morale
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Murph,
Trust you it ain't worth it, you should know as I seem to remember that you have had a couple of attempts at flying it !
How must that have hurt
Helmut,
Multi-Crew CRM, I'm sorry you are so right. I will stop this banter forth with. Still if you can't manage it on your own, get some one to help you.
As to the chat up lines, now that would be a good topic for a thread. I can't tell anyone I'm a pilot (even of an airframe as mighty as the Gazelle) they simply would never believe me. Under water wood welder, now thats a different matter.
I don't think the crabs have enough personality to have inter-farce banter, too busy tree hugging and worrying about crew duty time I'm sure.
Trust you it ain't worth it, you should know as I seem to remember that you have had a couple of attempts at flying it !
How must that have hurt
Helmut,
Multi-Crew CRM, I'm sorry you are so right. I will stop this banter forth with. Still if you can't manage it on your own, get some one to help you.
As to the chat up lines, now that would be a good topic for a thread. I can't tell anyone I'm a pilot (even of an airframe as mighty as the Gazelle) they simply would never believe me. Under water wood welder, now thats a different matter.
I don't think the crabs have enough personality to have inter-farce banter, too busy tree hugging and worrying about crew duty time I'm sure.
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Hay Helmut.
What do you mean 'Gaz types know they are lower that whale poo'. When I was visiting you last week you were the one behind the crew room bar making me the coffee, and right at home you looked too. How about some of these chocky bickies you keep hidden next time.
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Your bestest friend
Floopyjock
PS I love flying in the Lynx but I must try landing in one sometime.
What do you mean 'Gaz types know they are lower that whale poo'. When I was visiting you last week you were the one behind the crew room bar making me the coffee, and right at home you looked too. How about some of these chocky bickies you keep hidden next time.
Regards
Your bestest friend
Floopyjock
PS I love flying in the Lynx but I must try landing in one sometime.
Just beating the air into submission!
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Helmut, if you managed to get loads of sha99s in Hildeshiem saying you were a Lynx puke then they were either deaf, stupid or a tanky. No decent bird would fall for that line, I know I tried before you.
Badger
"Any landing that you walk away from is a good one"
Badger
"Any landing that you walk away from is a good one"
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helmut, your right, CRM is the way ahead, thats why some of the bunters in the toilet cant be trusted to fly with each other. Mind you if i had an engine failure, i wouldnt need to discuss which lever to pull back. Dont get me wrong, we need you guys you won the war for us, who else could have got rid of the EC Pie mountain, but dont play your part up, you need two monkeys up front, one per lever and you still get that wrong and as for paying for cafe and kuchen, i dont think paddy is that accommodating at the minute
Murph, you had to go back on the throbber(s), its no use having a gaz with two crew and no fuel cos you put us over the aum
enjoy the sun and ill see you soon
ps Helmut, i know what you look like and slappers is all you get no matter what line you use
edited cos i thought of something else
[ 14 October 2001: Message edited by: KentBrockman ]
and as for paying for cafe and kuchen, i dont think paddy is that accommodating at the minuteMurph, you had to go back on the throbber(s), its no use having a gaz with two crew and no fuel cos you put us over the aum
enjoy the sun and ill see you soonps Helmut, i know what you look like and slappers is all you get no matter what line you use
edited cos i thought of something else
[ 14 October 2001: Message edited by: KentBrockman ]
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All this Banter is making me dizzy, to think you used to have to go 9's to avoid speaking to Chicken leg nonce's, mind you the Gem pursuit ship was always easy with Dvr & talking baggage, I heard it was only changed to allow below par Floppy jocks to get Twin time, remember you fly on your own yeah , but who wants to fly with you. LONG MAY THE BANTER GUSH
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flyingrock, heard you on the wireless the other day. Errr absouletly poptastic mate, eerr niiice. Pop in next time your in ETUO.
And now my all time fav of all time, Maximum overdrive and you aint seen nothing yet...mate. Groovy!
And an autograph!!!!
And now my all time fav of all time, Maximum overdrive and you aint seen nothing yet...mate. Groovy!
And an autograph!!!!
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Helmut me old sparrow.
Still "teaching ze home economics. To you, a Lynx Jock, ze humiliation must be unbearable!!"
Send me your personal email loser (via private wotsit on here).
And yes, I do know who DwayneDribbley is!!
Edited due to......Becks.
[ 17 October 2001: Message edited by: ol_benkenobi ]
Still "teaching ze home economics. To you, a Lynx Jock, ze humiliation must be unbearable!!"
Send me your personal email loser (via private wotsit on here).
And yes, I do know who DwayneDribbley is!!
Edited due to......Becks.
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Ol ben,
You know me, Oh really. I only dribble after a pint (or two). So do tell.
Private message thingy being the order of the day. After all I have been misidentified once or twice already. I can't see the point in guessing or trying to guess who people are, or claim to be. What is the point in having an anonymous newsgroup if people are constantly saying, "I know your name" (you have to say it in your best North Belfast accent to do it justice). The few people I know on here have chosen to tell me or it is by shear coincidence, or in Murph's case having spent a glorious week together in the Galloway forest saying "Arse" a lot. These days we simply don't have the opportunity to interact with our lard loving brethren, although some things are welcome in the change in the emerald toilet, the demise of fifth elephant is definitely a step (or several hundred) in the right direction.
Another thing is, as anonymous as this is, any point I have brought up here I am more than willing to sit and talk about over several beers, in fact if any body who is capable, wants to pull up a beer and discuss them any of the bars at alderbananas on most of the nights of the weekend (that is days 5,6 and 7 for the floppies). I am more than game, in fact we probably have already...
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[ 18 October 2001: Message edited by: dwaynedibley ]
You know me, Oh really. I only dribble after a pint (or two). So do tell.
Private message thingy being the order of the day. After all I have been misidentified once or twice already. I can't see the point in guessing or trying to guess who people are, or claim to be. What is the point in having an anonymous newsgroup if people are constantly saying, "I know your name" (you have to say it in your best North Belfast accent to do it justice). The few people I know on here have chosen to tell me or it is by shear coincidence, or in Murph's case having spent a glorious week together in the Galloway forest saying "Arse" a lot. These days we simply don't have the opportunity to interact with our lard loving brethren, although some things are welcome in the change in the emerald toilet, the demise of fifth elephant is definitely a step (or several hundred) in the right direction.
Another thing is, as anonymous as this is, any point I have brought up here I am more than willing to sit and talk about over several beers, in fact if any body who is capable, wants to pull up a beer and discuss them any of the bars at alderbananas on most of the nights of the weekend (that is days 5,6 and 7 for the floppies). I am more than game, in fact we probably have already...
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Dwayne, you will one day see the light. It's not the airframe we fly (I refer you to Future Lynx thread) but all to do with attitude, personality and generally how we complete ourselves as a person. May I refer you to virginity.
We pride ourselves on the fact that niff, naff and trivia do not present an overwhelming factor in our state of being. To put it in laymens terms (floppy language), we don't whine over total boIIock5 and have more important things regarding life to think about (how many incident reports have you filled?)!!!!!
[ 21 October 2001: Message edited by: Helmut Visorcover ]
We pride ourselves on the fact that niff, naff and trivia do not present an overwhelming factor in our state of being. To put it in laymens terms (floppy language), we don't whine over total boIIock5 and have more important things regarding life to think about (how many incident reports have you filled?)!!!!!
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Helmut,
Unfortunately I have had to fill in several incident reports, though quite why that means you hold life in any higher regard I don't know.
As to it being a state of mind not a state of airframe, its a good job given the state of your airframe.
So Lynx Pilots don't whine then ? Do they wipe there arse when they go to the toilet ? Or is that part of the tantric magic as well ?
Unfortunately I have had to fill in several incident reports, though quite why that means you hold life in any higher regard I don't know.
As to it being a state of mind not a state of airframe, its a good job given the state of your airframe.
So Lynx Pilots don't whine then ? Do they wipe there arse when they go to the toilet ? Or is that part of the tantric magic as well ?
