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Helmut do I know Murph hehehe is it the Murph from 1 Bannan I am thinking off can't be he flies Big Condoms for a living now. Mind U better that than a floppy I spose. Glad to hear some one is keeping Herr Shnassser on his toes some body has to keep him in line, and as for flip top head well say no more, I hear he has a new spine now hehe 
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cbr, is that the best you can do "better than a floppy i spose". Oh yes, I can picture the crew room now, all the billy bunters rolling round clutching their sides (those that can reach) marvelling at your sparkling wit. Don't give up your day job mate, it would mean one of us would have to convert. YUK! 
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Kent you muppet that was not an attempt at humour, although as a floppy man you would'nt know that would you. Not that your frat ever actually started humour always on the defensive. It was a statement pure and simple and am sure that if it is banter you want well turn over a new leaf and actually start some thing , be a first for a floppy guy. If not crack on mooching about in floopy hell wondering why you get all the good jobs ( Oh here's a map take it here) bloody demanding stuff and if you grow up a bit join in banter. It is just Banter you know I even though I don't want to admit to having floppy driver mates I do. But no you won't will you rather sit on side lines and pick holes in statements ah well never mind one day they'll ditch that machine of yours for something that ( NI apart) actually has a use apart from cluttering up the pan.
Helm old fruit bat is it me or do these people never avtually start banter!!! YHC I am offski
Helm old fruit bat is it me or do these people never avtually start banter!!! YHC I am offski
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CBR, you said it (thats not an attempt humour). Here's your handbag and can i have my worm back? How demanding is your job? Take four blokes here (whoppee) or fire a lump of concrete into the ground six foot infront of you and claim its a rouge. I bet you dont mind having a lift in the araldite pursuit ship when the twin engined torque monster becomes a single engined drip tray do you? Yes I like banter too, but do try some new stuff, your lynx banter (or should that be BUNTY) manual is out of date.
PS If I was you, i wouldnt admit to having floppy friends. I dont admit to having lynx ones (well one anyway)
PS If I was you, i wouldnt admit to having floppy friends. I dont admit to having lynx ones (well one anyway)
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Sad very sad yet again on the defensive............ please try just try for once to be original break the mold! Of course you have no Lynx mates if you are that bitter suprised if you have floopy ones but pleaswe for once try something new be humerous it might refresh you bitter state 
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So just to clarify, you are better than everyone else because you always start the banter...?
Please tell me I am missing the point..
Kent,
I don't think it is Bunty as even that has been brought up to date. I get the impression that someone has lost the key to the "banter" locker, unfortunately they haven't lost the key to the ration locker, the upshot of which is they are getting fatter but not any funnier.
simply a case of same s**t (Banter), different day.
I started this thread, but before you roll off the sofa and get your all too fat fingers near your all too small keyboard, I am quite happy for you to take the responsibility for starting the banter...
Watch you don't trap your ass in the door as you close it will you.
Oh go on, say something original please..
Please tell me I am missing the point..
Kent,
I don't think it is Bunty as even that has been brought up to date. I get the impression that someone has lost the key to the "banter" locker, unfortunately they haven't lost the key to the ration locker, the upshot of which is they are getting fatter but not any funnier.
simply a case of same s**t (Banter), different day.
I started this thread, but before you roll off the sofa and get your all too fat fingers near your all too small keyboard, I am quite happy for you to take the responsibility for starting the banter...
Watch you don't trap your ass in the door as you close it will you.
Oh go on, say something original please..
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To anyone about to read this, put the kettle on first. I refer the honourable CBR to his post about banter/being defensive, CBR "Not that your frat ever actually started humour always on the defensive. if it is banter you want well turn over a new leaf and actually start some thing , be a first for a floppy guy. If not crack on mooching about in floopy hell wondering why you get all the good jobs ( Oh here's a map take it here) bloody demanding stuff and if you grow up a bit join in banter. But no you won't will you rather sit on side lines and pick holes in statements ah well never mind one day they'll ditch that machine of yours for something that ( NI apart) actually has a use apart from cluttering up the pan.
is it me or do these people never avtually start banter!!!"
Edited by me cos i kept falling asleep (banter) i will give you a pound for every bit of "BANTER" you can find in your post, hell i'll give you two. Have a look in the dictionary (childs edition, with pictures) and find what banter means, learn it and try some. and as for a useful cab, Oh the lynx, its dead powerful (slick), its really fast (slickerer), it can carry 4 blokes (for 15 mins) and it can fly upside down (impressive, ill admit that) but like i said before, its a heap of junk that can do a loop, flown by AFCS with a couple of monkeys monitoring it. and its only got two engines to carry all the make up you poofs wear, cant drink, cant fight and have to be in bed by nine. Do you know what that sounds like...jealousy.
Oh and before any tree hugger starts with a lawsuit, its not a personal attack on Mr CBR cos i dont know him (yet) its just us and them (ugh)
is it me or do these people never avtually start banter!!!"
Edited by me cos i kept falling asleep (banter) i will give you a pound for every bit of "BANTER" you can find in your post, hell i'll give you two. Have a look in the dictionary (childs edition, with pictures) and find what banter means, learn it and try some. and as for a useful cab, Oh the lynx, its dead powerful (slick), its really fast (slickerer), it can carry 4 blokes (for 15 mins) and it can fly upside down (impressive, ill admit that) but like i said before, its a heap of junk that can do a loop, flown by AFCS with a couple of monkeys monitoring it. and its only got two engines to carry all the make up you poofs wear, cant drink, cant fight and have to be in bed by nine. Do you know what that sounds like...jealousy.
Oh and before any tree hugger starts with a lawsuit, its not a personal attack on Mr CBR cos i dont know him (yet) its just us and them (ugh)
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Sorry to butt in, Kent but banter must always be light hearted, funny, witty (razor sharp) and given out on equal terms. I think your post has succumbed to the 'bitching/slagging/chip on shoulder levels'.
If you really knew CBR, you would know him to be the kind of chap that never resorts to a slanging match of council estate proportions just because he couldn't think of anything clever to say. No I'm not CBR!
Your remarks with regards to the Lynx make me smile inwardly. When did you go back to flying Gazelles after you lengthy tour on the beast? Ah, you didn't, I can hear you say to yourself. Well, may you please remember that most fat boy lardy Lynx types have experienced the Araldite pursuit ship, that can not be said of the quiche eating fraternity the other way round. In my experience, Khaftan wearers tend to be frustrated Lynx pilots but for whatever reason have never quite made the break to 'stabilisers off' flight.
Here's a question for you. Given the choice when purchasing a car, would you go for the one with all the optional extras (cruise control, power steering, ABS) or take the Maestro 1.1L bog standard with ****** all but the drivers seat? Why have a dog and bark yourself?
I've decided not to bother placing the word 'banter' in brackets after certain sentences such as yourself because I believe those that get the joke don't need reminding!
Please, please, please keep it light hearted and don't fall into the inferiority complex trap that so many do.
All throb monster drivers know the short falls (long falls if your MSVRH is tonk!) of the cab, we can deal with them. I find the Gaz frat in general to be the ones that take the wee wee out of something the know little about. Whereas my 212.5 hrs plastique makes me more than qualified to dish out the superiority trip on you load of 'squat to pee' types!
Challenge you to a pie eating contest any day!
CBR, check your private message thing pretty damn bloody quick!
[ 12 October 2001: Message edited by: Helmut Visorcover ]
If you really knew CBR, you would know him to be the kind of chap that never resorts to a slanging match of council estate proportions just because he couldn't think of anything clever to say. No I'm not CBR!
Your remarks with regards to the Lynx make me smile inwardly. When did you go back to flying Gazelles after you lengthy tour on the beast? Ah, you didn't, I can hear you say to yourself. Well, may you please remember that most fat boy lardy Lynx types have experienced the Araldite pursuit ship, that can not be said of the quiche eating fraternity the other way round. In my experience, Khaftan wearers tend to be frustrated Lynx pilots but for whatever reason have never quite made the break to 'stabilisers off' flight.
Here's a question for you. Given the choice when purchasing a car, would you go for the one with all the optional extras (cruise control, power steering, ABS) or take the Maestro 1.1L bog standard with ****** all but the drivers seat? Why have a dog and bark yourself?
I've decided not to bother placing the word 'banter' in brackets after certain sentences such as yourself because I believe those that get the joke don't need reminding!
Please, please, please keep it light hearted and don't fall into the inferiority complex trap that so many do.
All throb monster drivers know the short falls (long falls if your MSVRH is tonk!) of the cab, we can deal with them. I find the Gaz frat in general to be the ones that take the wee wee out of something the know little about. Whereas my 212.5 hrs plastique makes me more than qualified to dish out the superiority trip on you load of 'squat to pee' types!
Challenge you to a pie eating contest any day!
CBR, check your private message thing pretty damn bloody quick!
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Helmut, there is no way i would accept that challenge, you have more spare pie capacity than i weigh! As for my comments, please bear in mind the amount of non-plastique throbbers out there flying the missing lynx and you can see my point. As for CBR, no doubt i would love him like a bro, obviously the kind of bro that has a job as the village idiot.
You keep eating the CJD pies and i'll stick to my quiche and cosmopolitan for now, i might sell out one day if i need a tax free car. Its nothing personal, just business.
You keep eating the CJD pies and i'll stick to my quiche and cosmopolitan for now, i might sell out one day if i need a tax free car. Its nothing personal, just business.
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CBR,
After the last post may I just say.
"My dad's bigger than your dad."
I thought I'd say that as you realy are scraping the barrel, with "I'm not the one flying the plastic bit of crap".
How long did that take you to think up ?
I suppose you are at a bit of a disadvantage as you are not used to being on your own. If in doubt, get another pie eater to confirm humour content of comment before posting..
I suppose PPRUNE is the only solo time you get really... Pilots Course not withstanding of course, all quality solo hours there obviously..
After the last post may I just say.
"My dad's bigger than your dad."
I thought I'd say that as you realy are scraping the barrel, with "I'm not the one flying the plastic bit of crap".
How long did that take you to think up ?
I suppose you are at a bit of a disadvantage as you are not used to being on your own. If in doubt, get another pie eater to confirm humour content of comment before posting..
I suppose PPRUNE is the only solo time you get really... Pilots Course not withstanding of course, all quality solo hours there obviously..
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thats right cbr, you aint. Its two monkeys up front pulling the strings in your tin coffin. Enjoy 
and you ride a hairdressers motorbike
and before you ask, no i dont have a bike. Im happy with the size of my penis, i dont need an extention to prove how big it is. thats if you can still see yours past your belly
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and you ride a hairdressers motorbike
and before you ask, no i dont have a bike. Im happy with the size of my penis, i dont need an extention to prove how big it is. thats if you can still see yours past your belly
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tis not a penis thing Kent, clearly you just have no get and and go I think they call it. Bikes are not an extension of a penis, sorry you probably drive a Volvo so won't go there. Whatever your sport is tis OK but as yours is basket weaving well I'll say no more
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Kent..you are great ...CBR ..as far as i'm aware you dont even fly a Lynx anymore, come round for a coffee and tell me all about it (I don't live that far away)..Oh..and as for bikes being penis extensions..believe me -I NEED ONE and i have one..but alas, it doesn't work..it just goes dead fast.
I think you are all fantastic..NO.I really do..then again I have had 14 pints down Muskies
I think you are all fantastic..NO.I really do..then again I have had 14 pints down Muskies
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Ron, a realist, at last. Yeh, your right CBR no londer flies the throb monster. But he's been there and got countless T-shirts. Believe mem, he needs to prove f u c k all to anyone!
It strikes me that the only comeback on the quiche side of life is ' yeh but we still solo'. And your point is? I fly with my mates and have a wheeze everytime I flugel. Dont need solo time, means sod all to me. Been there and all that malarkey. Who else would pay for Cafe and Kuchen on a fly away?
Ever had to shut an engine down Kent? I like to get a unanimouse decision when I come across such regular events as opposed to me, myself and I. You just have to deal with the real world of mutli engine, multi crew CRM. Thats life, and I don't mean with Esther Rantzen!
I used to use the chat up line when I was a grunt that "I was a Lynx pilot from Hildesheim" (tres sad, I know)got me 5h!t loads of shags with the local slappers. I hate to think who would have been feeling my collar if I'd suggested I was a Gaz puke! By the way, I don't use that line anymore now I am a Lx puke. Aquadozer driver normally suffices!
To summerise, Gz types know that they are lower than whale poo but they still try to push their inferiority complex on us more rounded types. I'm happy, are you?
BTW, do the crabs have a situation similar to teeny weeny airways when it comes to Lx/Gz 'banter'?
It strikes me that the only comeback on the quiche side of life is ' yeh but we still solo'. And your point is? I fly with my mates and have a wheeze everytime I flugel. Dont need solo time, means sod all to me. Been there and all that malarkey. Who else would pay for Cafe and Kuchen on a fly away?
Ever had to shut an engine down Kent? I like to get a unanimouse decision when I come across such regular events as opposed to me, myself and I. You just have to deal with the real world of mutli engine, multi crew CRM. Thats life, and I don't mean with Esther Rantzen!
I used to use the chat up line when I was a grunt that "I was a Lynx pilot from Hildesheim" (tres sad, I know)got me 5h!t loads of shags with the local slappers. I hate to think who would have been feeling my collar if I'd suggested I was a Gaz puke! By the way, I don't use that line anymore now I am a Lx puke. Aquadozer driver normally suffices!
To summerise, Gz types know that they are lower than whale poo but they still try to push their inferiority complex on us more rounded types. I'm happy, are you?
BTW, do the crabs have a situation similar to teeny weeny airways when it comes to Lx/Gz 'banter'?
