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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 00:26
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How come you never see baby pigeons?
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 00:38
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Probably the same reason that you've never seen a poor lawyer or a dead donkey.
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And why is orange jam called marmalade?
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and do the SAS do block jobs?

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DuckyEgg,

Because no-one is stupid enough to look up under a pigeons nest.



Splaat!

(Edited because at this time of night I can't even spell "a"!)

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How can you tell a Harrier is still manned up?

The whining continues after the engine is shut down
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Another one that gets me is...
How do they grow seedless grapes???
and

Why do Kamikase pilots wear crash helmets????
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Also --- whatever happened to the crispy bacon we used to get before the war?
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Right, on the same theme....

How do they get the trains in the underground?

What do you call a building when it's finished?

Why is there only one word for thesaurus?

Why do Football players wear shorts in the winter and Cricket players wear trousers in the summer?
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What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
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And - although we've had them before:

In a one horse race, why does it bother?

Huw does a Thermos know that it must keep hot things hot, but cold things cold?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

What gave the first person to milk a cow the idea?
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Why a blow-job ? It's mainly suck !
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If the human race evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Suit.......
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Why aren't Movers called Stoppers or Delayers?
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Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
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