Where are the baby Pigeons
 

How come you never see baby pigeons?

Probably the same reason that you've never seen a poor lawyer or a dead donkey.

And why is orange jam called marmalade?

and do the SAS do block jobs?

:D :D :D

DuckyEgg,

Because no-one is stupid enough to look up under a pigeons nest.

:rolleyes:

Splaat!

(Edited because at this time of night I can't even spell "a"!)

[ 21 August 2001: Message edited by: ShyTorque ]

Why are Harriers known as fastjets?

How can you tell a Harrier is still manned up?

The whining continues after the engine is shut down :p

Another one that gets me is...
How do they grow seedless grapes???
and

Why do Kamikase pilots wear crash helmets???? :confused:

Also --- whatever happened to the crispy bacon we used to get before the war?

Right, on the same theme....

How do they get the trains in the underground?

What do you call a building when it's finished?

Why is there only one word for thesaurus?

Why do Football players wear shorts in the winter and Cricket players wear trousers in the summer?

Why is there only one Monopolies & Merger Committee? :confused: :confused:

How do snow plough drivers get to work?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

And - although we've had them before:

In a one horse race, why does it bother?

Huw does a Thermos know that it must keep hot things hot, but cold things cold?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

What gave the first person to milk a cow the idea?

How did they fix exhausts with wooden coat hangers?

Why a blow-job ? It's mainly suck !

If the human race evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Suit.......

Why aren't Movers called Stoppers or Delayers? :mad:

How did the fool get his money in the first place?

Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell? :eek: