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Old 29th Aug 2001, 20:49
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How do they paint "Do Not Paint" on all those panels?
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Old 29th Aug 2001, 21:06
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Old 29th Aug 2001, 21:09
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WHy isn't Stores called Issues or is that a stupid question
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Old 30th Aug 2001, 01:12
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Where did people put their televisions before tables where invented?

Where did all the white dog poo go?

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Old 30th Aug 2001, 10:13
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Why don't ladybirds die out if the're all female?
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Old 30th Aug 2001, 16:02
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The Neverending story "2"
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Old 30th Aug 2001, 17:05
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Why do people trust a faith healer who wears glasses?
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Old 30th Aug 2001, 17:29
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If you export snails, do they go on escargot ships?
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Old 30th Aug 2001, 21:04
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What happens to your lap when you stand up?
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Old 30th Aug 2001, 22:19
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How come 'men' can direct a missile with pin-point accuracy down the middle of a ventilation shaft from 40,000 feet, but my husband can't hit the toilet bowl from 2 feet?
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Darnic - one hopes that his poor aim is more associated with his strafe technique than his 'bombing'...........
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If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
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Old 31st Aug 2001, 04:11
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How do they do that?
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Old 31st Aug 2001, 04:20
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Why can't you say fairer than that?
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Old 31st Aug 2001, 21:13
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From a cat's point of view do us humans only get 1/9th of a life?
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Whyis something good called 'the dogs bollocks'. Yeuch!.
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Old 3rd Sep 2001, 16:26
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Why is Larry so happy, and was he a Sandboy in his youth!!!

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Old 3rd Sep 2001, 18:06
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Why should we be grateful for small Murphies?
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Saw in a London park a sign which stated, "DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN."

Also why is the undercarriage called the gear. Have you ever noticed a gearbox on the walkaround?!
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