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Old 23rd Aug 2001, 23:07
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What would happen if a centipede stopped to think about how to walk?
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Old 23rd Aug 2001, 23:40
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What did they go back to before the drawing board was invented?
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Old 24th Aug 2001, 00:45
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Why only one Mergers & Monopolies Commission?
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Old 24th Aug 2001, 01:42
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And why do you never see a cashew nut in its shell?
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Old 24th Aug 2001, 13:04
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What exactly do they use to stick the teflon to the frying pan if it's that d@mn slippy??
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Old 24th Aug 2001, 15:14
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Why does sour cream have a Best Before date?
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Old 24th Aug 2001, 19:06
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How do blind people know when to stop wiping their @rse?
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Old 24th Aug 2001, 19:24
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This isn't Rocket Surgery
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Old 24th Aug 2001, 19:52
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What were Barn Owls called before we had Barns?

Why wont my natrual parents let me trace my foster family??
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Old 25th Aug 2001, 02:40
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Why is dyslexic such a difficult word to spell??
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Old 25th Aug 2001, 09:42
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Why don't people read the thread before posting repeats?
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Old 25th Aug 2001, 09:49
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Why don't people read the thread before posting repeats?
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Old 25th Aug 2001, 11:06
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How the hell can you possibly have such a thing as a 'fun' run?

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Old 25th Aug 2001, 11:36
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Because at 0030 after a bottle of vino, they didn't realise that there was more than one page!
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Why is there only one mergers and monopolies commission? Oh, sorry!

Float Navy
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Eat Pies

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Old 25th Aug 2001, 13:27
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why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why can't women put mascara on with their mouth closed.

why hasn't a psychic ever won the lottery?

Why do doctors call what they do "Practice"?

Why does rain drop, but snow falls?

Why is it, that when you are looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
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Old 25th Aug 2001, 15:53
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Why do birds....suddenly appear...
Ev'ry time, you are near....
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Old 25th Aug 2001, 16:29
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...just like me, they long to be...
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Old 25th Aug 2001, 17:21
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........close to you!!
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Old 26th Aug 2001, 03:57
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Why is stuff sent by sea called cargo but if it's sent by land transport known as shipment?

Also...why are transponder codes always 'coming down'? From where?

and... what is a 'radar' heading and how do I steer one (as opposed to a 'heading')?

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