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Old 20th Jul 2001, 04:05
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Supreme Executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
You can't call yourself King just 'cos some watery tart threw a sword at you!
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Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thy count two, excepting that thou thenst proceed to three. Five is RIGHT OUT!!
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 06:18
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Crucifixion?

Yes!

Line on the left, one cross each!
Crucifixion?

Er, No. They said I hadn't done anything wrong, so I could go away and live on an Island somewhere!

Oh, Well...Off you go!!

Only kidding, it's crucifixion really!!!

Yours

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Old 20th Jul 2001, 06:23
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Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of Elderberries!!!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!!!!
You stupid English Kinigit!!!

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you 'ave no 'orse. zey are coconuts
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 11:24
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What is your name, Jew?

Brian, sir

Bwian,eh

No, no, Brian!

Stwike him centuwion, woughly!!!
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 11:41
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Oh! And fwow him to the floor, Sir?

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Old 20th Jul 2001, 12:03
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It's the King.

How can you tell.

He's not covered in s@&t like the rest of us.
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 12:06
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What is the unladen flying weight of a Swallow???
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 12:35
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African or European
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 12:36
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This parrot is dead.
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 12:42
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We're from the organ donors society; can we have your kidney?
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 13:37
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Watch out here's comes the CRIMSON PERMANENT ASSURANCE !
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 14:06
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What, is your favourite colour?

Blue......NO, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

 
Old 20th Jul 2001, 14:09
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I am a Shrubber

My name is Roger

You can call me Roger the Shrubber
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"Pway tell, does something amuse you Centuwion......when I mention my fwiend Biggus...Dickus ? Or for that matter, his wife......Incontinentia...Incontinentia Buttocks..SILENCE !! SILENCE !! Stop this wowdy wabble laughter !!!"

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Old 20th Jul 2001, 16:37
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"Stwike him Centuwion"!
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 16:39
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It's not dead, it's just resting
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 17:14
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NAH POOFTERS !!
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Old 20th Jul 2001, 17:30
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Witness the scene
Capt PPRuNe enters a small village pub

Cut away to two Peasants sitting by the fire

Peasant: Who's that
Peasant2: Dunno, must be a King
Peasant: Why?
Peasant2: Not got **** all over him
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