Blessed are the cheese makers!
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I say, I say, I say.
Why didn't the helicopter eat it's crisps?
Because they were plane flavour. Boom, tish!
Thank you.
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You can blame my 8-year old son for that.
Why didn't the helicopter eat it's crisps?
Because they were plane flavour. Boom, tish!
Thank you.
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You can blame my 8-year old son for that.
Whats your favourite colour? 
Blue....no green! AAAGGGHHH!!!...
Join Date: Aug 2001
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And now for something completely different... 
Im a lumberjack and im ok.
I sleep all night and i work all day.
Hes a lumberjack and hes ok.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, i eat my lunch, i go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays i go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.
Hes a lumberjack and hes ok.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, i skip and jump, i like to press wild flowers.
I put on womens clothing, and hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on womens clothing, and hangs around in bars?
Hes a lumberjack and hes ok.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish id been a girlie, just like my dear Papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?
Whos this? Wants to be a girlie?
Oh my! I thought you were so rugged!
Poofter!
[ 17 August 2001: Message edited by: Should that plane be there? ]
Im a lumberjack and im ok.
I sleep all night and i work all day.
Hes a lumberjack and hes ok.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, i eat my lunch, i go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays i go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.
Hes a lumberjack and hes ok.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, i skip and jump, i like to press wild flowers.
I put on womens clothing, and hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on womens clothing, and hangs around in bars?
Hes a lumberjack and hes ok.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish id been a girlie, just like my dear Papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?
Whos this? Wants to be a girlie?
Oh my! I thought you were so rugged!
Poofter!
[ 17 August 2001: Message edited by: Should that plane be there? ]
You want to complain?
Look at these shoes, I've only had them three weeks and the sole's worn right through,and if you do complain nothing happens and when's there a nice day? and I'm sick and tired of this office.
Look at these shoes, I've only had them three weeks and the sole's worn right through,and if you do complain nothing happens and when's there a nice day? and I'm sick and tired of this office.
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......having spent 3 hours on the tarmac at Luton Airport.... and you can't even get a beer 'cos you're still in England and the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty....
Oi! Tony! What happened to the legislation revising opening hours then?
Oi! Tony! What happened to the legislation revising opening hours then?
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30 men killed in F section ... about a hundred - hundred and fifty men altogether, sir
- Jolly Good
I haven't got the final figures, sir, but there's a lot of seriously wounded...
- Yes, well the thing is sergeant, I've got a bit of a problem here. One of the Officers has lost a leg.
- Jolly Good
I haven't got the final figures, sir, but there's a lot of seriously wounded...
- Yes, well the thing is sergeant, I've got a bit of a problem here. One of the Officers has lost a leg.
