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This whole 
thing needs knocking on the head! Anyone with a direct line to Air Marshal P Sturley? Can't imagine he'd be amused.
The Royal Air Forces Association. Central Council, Executive Board. 2007/08.
Patron Her Majesty The Queen
Central Council. President. Air Marshal P Sturley CB MBE
Vice President (Non-Voting). Air Vice-Marshal D Whittaker CB MBE
thing needs knocking on the head! Anyone with a direct line to Air Marshal P Sturley? Can't imagine he'd be amused.The Royal Air Forces Association. Central Council, Executive Board. 2007/08.
Patron Her Majesty The Queen
Central Council. President. Air Marshal P Sturley CB MBE
Vice President (Non-Voting). Air Vice-Marshal D Whittaker CB MBE
Dawn Patrol Cuckoo Clock.
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""I can't believe it's not on aarse yet but it's only a matter of time and then gentlemen, that's it, endex, 90 years building up habits whilst the other 2 services sat and waited, knowing that give us enough rope...... and we did it!!!""
Too late, they know.
British Army Rumour Service > > Forums > > The Badger's ARRSE > > The NAAFI Bar > > RAF CORPORATE IMAGE??
So which of you is going to be the first to present one to a Royal ?
Too late, they know.
British Army Rumour Service > > Forums > > The Badger's ARRSE > > The NAAFI Bar > > RAF CORPORATE IMAGE??
So which of you is going to be the first to present one to a Royal ?
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Please stop it.
Please no more, Im trying to work and everyone thinks Ive had a breakdown. Christ thats funny.
However, back to Bradford Productions, they have excelled themselves. Have a look at this. It has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen
Collectable Elvis Presley Aloha From Hawaii Musical Egg - Collectable Elvis Presley Aloha From Hawaii Musical Egg: Elvis Memorabilia - The Bradford Group UK - Online Shop
The Elvis Musical Egg, can they do one with Torpy in?
However, back to Bradford Productions, they have excelled themselves. Have a look at this. It has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen
Collectable Elvis Presley Aloha From Hawaii Musical Egg - Collectable Elvis Presley Aloha From Hawaii Musical Egg: Elvis Memorabilia - The Bradford Group UK - Online Shop
The Elvis Musical Egg, can they do one with Torpy in?
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You can even be paid in RAF money. 
The motto Per Ardua Ad Astra has inspired the Royal Air Force to great heights, ever since its inception in 1918. Translated, it means ‘Through Adversity To The Stars’ – bold words which have certainly epitomised the RAF over the last 90 years.
Now, in a prestigious market first, you have the chance to honour all who have upheld this motto in times of war and peace, by acquiring the only authentic RAF coin released to celebrate the 90th anniversary.
The RAF Anniversary Commemorative Coin is a precision-struck collectors issue crafted from lustrous Cupro Nickel and features the distinctive RAF logo in full colour!
On the reverse of the coin is an elaborate raised relief design celebrating the iconic Supermarine Spitfire fighter plane, while regal portraiture of Queen Elizabeth II decorates the obverse.
High demand is expected for this exciting numismatic release. Be one of the first to acquire this valuable piece of RAF history by ordering today!
But if you want a real laugh - go here: http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/store_main.jsp
The motto Per Ardua Ad Astra has inspired the Royal Air Force to great heights, ever since its inception in 1918. Translated, it means ‘Through Adversity To The Stars’ – bold words which have certainly epitomised the RAF over the last 90 years.
Now, in a prestigious market first, you have the chance to honour all who have upheld this motto in times of war and peace, by acquiring the only authentic RAF coin released to celebrate the 90th anniversary.
The RAF Anniversary Commemorative Coin is a precision-struck collectors issue crafted from lustrous Cupro Nickel and features the distinctive RAF logo in full colour!
On the reverse of the coin is an elaborate raised relief design celebrating the iconic Supermarine Spitfire fighter plane, while regal portraiture of Queen Elizabeth II decorates the obverse.
High demand is expected for this exciting numismatic release. Be one of the first to acquire this valuable piece of RAF history by ordering today!
But if you want a real laugh - go here: http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/store_main.jsp
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Between laughing and crying Mrs Wader would kill me.
http://www.bradford.co.uk/product_in...53e31223379926
http://www.bradford.co.uk/product_in...53e31223379926
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Lafyar Kokov....you owe me a keyboard 
Agreed, this has to be the funniest thread ever.
perhaps it should be entitled " tips for making a living by selling **** in a matchbox.
I was always told "you can't polish a turd"
PPrune's knowledgeable membership has taught me otherwise.
Agreed, this has to be the funniest thread ever.
perhaps it should be entitled " tips for making a living by selling **** in a matchbox.
I was always told "you can't polish a turd"
PPrune's knowledgeable membership has taught me otherwise.
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Cockey Steve: Whoever told you that was completely wrong. You can polish a turd very successfully, you might manage to change its shape, remove its odour and perhaps even persuade people to refer to it by another name.
The important thing to remember is that after all that physical effort and opinion-altering spin it is still a turd and will remain so until the end of time.
The important thing to remember is that after all that physical effort and opinion-altering spin it is still a turd and will remain so until the end of time.
Champagne anyone...?
I note with interest that Each illuminated Christmas tree sculpture is an exclusive edition and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. There should be no shortage of those....
And on that note, I'm off to "sculpt an RAF Christmas tree".... (think I'll send that into the Profanisaurus actually)
And on that note, I'm off to "sculpt an RAF Christmas tree".... (think I'll send that into the Profanisaurus actually)
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Designs Wanted for RAF 100th Ann
Right then. Let's have a competition for the worst possible taste "gift" for the RAF 100th Ann in 2018. 1 Apr 2018 will be the perfect time to announce the winner. Lafyar Cokov's JPA model is right up there with the leaders so far.
The proviso is that AFB members have to receive their examples of the winning design on the Strictly Come Big Brother I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here programme.
The RN and the army have offered to sponsor!
Pip pip
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The proviso is that AFB members have to receive their examples of the winning design on the Strictly Come Big Brother I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here programme.
The RN and the army have offered to sponsor!
Pip pip
ON
Last edited by Old Ned; 7th Oct 2008 at 13:44. Reason: Opps, date cock-up. mea culpa