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Old 7th Apr 2008, 05:41
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Fat Albert for a Fat Load

How about this for a payload

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...5-3102,00.html



....anybody say how the patient survived the ordeal?
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That must be a whole lot of woman.
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That must be a whole lot of woman
....nothing the Eng or Nav wouldn't be happy to sort out...
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Eng and Nav would have to fight off the GE first!
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Oh my lord, how revolting!! Poor Fat Albert!
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Did they hide the pies as she came on board

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Eng thought it was quite tight until he realized he was on top of the Loady........
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Cool How's your own memory LJR?

Have you forgotten your own story in this area LJR? I vividly (with associated stomach pains) recall a larger than life Pollie that you took up for a Jolly in the Varkasaurus in the late 90's......so large that her right cheek kept pushing in the ICS Listen buttons.

My fondest memory is the look on your face when she wanted to give you a kiss of gratitude for your efforts!!!
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My fondest memory is the look on your face when she wanted to give you a kiss of gratitude for your efforts!!!
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Old 8th Apr 2008, 17:11
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How do they get her out at the destination? A low pass with the ramp down?
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How sad that $100k is wasted on someone who has no self control or self respect. I don't know why they bothered.
 
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How do they get her out at the destination? A low pass with the ramp down?
LAPES her right in over the hospital helipad!
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Cool Pollie in a Pig

How's your own memory LJR?
Have you forgotten your own story in this area LJR? I vividly (with associated stomach pains) recall a larger than life Pollie that you took up for a Jolly in the Varkasaurus in the late 90's......so large that her right cheek kept pushing in the ICS Listen buttons.

My fondest memory is the look on your face when she wanted to give you a kiss of gratitude for your efforts!!!


Escape Module crew differential limits? Or was the AC a BMI bandit?
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Old 9th Apr 2008, 04:01
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A. I did not kiss her
B. Crew module was well out of limits
C. Had we ejected, the right side would have landed first and I would have been cushioned!!!


D. We GOT the pay rise...

....AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
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Cool Pollie in a Pig

A. I did not kiss her Yet.....see D. below.
B. Crew module was well out of limits...and I could only do RH circuits with the gear down
C. Had we ejected, the right side would have landed first and I would have been cushioned!!! impact attentuation bags on the inside...hooray!!
D. We GOT the pay rise... Man you earned it.

Could have been worse LRJ ......it could have been Big Kimbo or even bigger Robert Ray (i aint signing those waivers)
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Old 9th Apr 2008, 06:24
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Eng and Nav would have to fight off the GE first!

Hmmm! Whats the difference between a pilot and a pig?
A pig won't stay up all night to F&*k a pilot!!
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