A. I did not kiss her Yet.....see D. below.
B. Crew module was well out of limits...and I could only do RH circuits with the gear down
C. Had we ejected, the right side would have landed first and I would have been cushioned!!! impact attentuation bags on the inside...hooray!!
D. We GOT the pay rise... Man you earned it.
Could have been worse LRJ ......it could have been Big Kimbo or even bigger Robert Ray 
(i aint signing those waivers)