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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 09:04
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Originally Posted by wg13_dummy
Sprog. I've got flying gloves older than that.
Thats only because you cant get gloves, as they are all given to coppers, stackers and lineys............
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 09:22
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Originally Posted by movadinkampa747
Thats only because you cant get gloves, as they are all given to coppers, stackers and lineys............
Damn, I haven't got any flying gloves. I must remedy that when I get back into work.

Anyone else want a pair whilst I'm on the USAS?
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 10:22
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Also if they'd have bothered to go to Nutts Corner market, (10min drive from Aldergrove) that tri-colour that they wanted so much would of cost them each £10 rather then the tax payer ie you and I a small fortune, yeah nice one lads!

Not quite as good for dit telling rights though is it?
 
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Originally Posted by GPMG
Not quite as good for dit telling rights though is it?
Better than "we trashed a Lynx doing something stupid" though.
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 11:01
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THS - plenty of illustrious careers have been built on trashing cabs. At one stage it seemed to be a pre-requisite for QHI training.
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 12:09
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Better than "we trashed a Lynx doing something stupid" though.

There is often a hairs breadth between 'a bloody good story' and 'a bloody idiot'.

But on the other hand, would Sir Douglas Bader be quite the hero he is if he had't done that bloody stupid stunt?
 
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In the early 70s, one of our Wessex crews came back with an Irish flag they had "found". We put it up as the backdrop for our crewroom darts board in Aldergrove.

Next morning, it was gone. Scary or what?
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stupid? yes. stupidest? no.

For me nothing beats the crab puma loadie who stiched a burst from his GPMG through the 25000-odd litres of A-1 in R850 - mind you he was keen - for a crab - in actually trying to load the weapon at all instead of keeping the rounds nicely vacuum packed.

Let he who is without sin cock the first weapon. (on the other hand - just stick to telling people to strap in and leave the sharp end to those of us who know how.)
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none of your quotes or statements contradict the case of what this AAC crew are allegeded to have done as unacceptable as professionals and you can only refute this with stating that an RAF crew did some parachuting hooligan style?

I don't deny a hooligan jumping out of a C130 could be dangerous but that would depend on your definition of a hooligan as I'm sure were all very grateful for some so called hooligans that jump from C130s.

No one denies that the ROYAL Air Force has its fair share of reckless incidents, however these are not at the centre of this particular pearl of an incident which highlights all that can be wrong within aviation.
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Originally Posted by ChristopherRobin
stupid? yes. stupidest? no.
For me nothing beats the crab puma loadie who stiched a burst from his GPMG through the 25000-odd litres of A-1 in R850 - mind you he was keen - for a crab - in actually trying to load the weapon at all instead of keeping the rounds nicely vacuum packed.
Actually he managed to hit two of the tanks (the two closest to the back fence) though one of them was empty at the time (though still full of vapour) and the other only had about 11,000 litres in it. It was 3 rounds I believe (well thats what came out of the tanks), 2 tracer and a ball.

This I know for certain as I was at the time minding my own business tidying up the hoses on Spot 5 when the senior ALM on the Puma fleet decided our tanks needed extra vents. Of course the lad who was over in the bund doing the water checks on the filters was even closer to the 'action'.

Us wing mongs have seen equal amounts of numptiness from both AAC and RAF growbags, but if you speak to most wing lads they have nothing but praise for Junglies as it was usually them who lifted off G40 when 'fog' had stopped play for everyone else.
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Dear oh dear CockRobin that is just priceless

A crewman makes a genuine mistake with his unload drills and has an ND, feckin stupid and no excuses but a mistake none the less

A lynx CREW go out and deliberately and with premeditation completely disregard their auth and, but for extreme good luck almost cat 5 their aircraft

Ah now I see it, your right it's the Crewman who is the stupidest

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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 08:19
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As a tax payer I must voice my objection to a publicly owned aircraft being used for attempted theft.

Hope they got the damages docked from their wages.
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Your second quote attributed to me was not by me.
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 08:39
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Was Sooty involved?
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Sooty took up a ground appointment a long time ago.
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 09:30
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Originally Posted by ChristopherRobin
stupid? yes. stupidest? no.
For me nothing beats the crab puma loadie who stiched a burst from his GPMG through the 25000-odd litres of A-1 in R850 - mind you he was keen - for a crab - in actually trying to load the weapon at all instead of keeping the rounds nicely vacuum packed.
Let he who is without sin cock the first weapon. (on the other hand - just stick to telling people to strap in and leave the sharp end to those of us who know how.)
GPMG rounds for RAF SH have never been 'vacuum packed'(!), neither have any others.
The crewman wasn't trying to load the weapon, it was an unload.
All the crewmen I know are as keen as mustard.
As for your last remark - I hope that isn't a reflection of AAC CRM. Not for the ones I've met, anyway.
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 09:33
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Haven't we done this Door Gunner versus Door-slider banter before?
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 11:56
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If you thought, like me that Cockrobin's comments were pretty ludicrous

"So 2 members of a five man Herc crew from 47 SF, yes we all know who they were, go parachuting with each stick until they have all jumped, but that wasn't premeditated, they just drew and fitted their parachutes in flight.
Me thinks not!!!"

We now have Carver telling us that the Lynx crew's actions are perfectly acceptable cos a Herc crew once did something wrong.............you couldn't write this stuff

The guy I feel most sorry for in all of this is the poor old door gunner. Having witnessed AAC CRM, now there's a misnomer if there ever was one, at first hand I can imagine this poor sap being ordered by some bully boy AAC SNCO Pilot to take part in this madness and he will no doubt be right royally butt f@cked for simply obeying a direct order

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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 12:12
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If you're right with your assertion, ABIW, then today's DG is a far softer one than those with whom I served. They were, despite being only Airtroopers or Lance Corporals in rank, considered to be an equal and integral part of the crew. Since the DG Leader was also the Regimental Sergeant Major, they had a direct line to 'God', and woe-betide any 'bully boy SNCO pilot' who tried it on with them!

I might add that, should this act prove to have taken place, I do not condone the crew's actions. But then, in keeping with the traditions of Pprune, it's all conjecture, isn't it?
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Dig,
There was a smidge of artistic licence with my post however my assertion that AAC DG's simply did as they were told was proven on at least two occasions I can remember when they hosed down parts of Sth Armagh and across the border in direct contravention of the ROE at that time, and if your seriously trying to tell me the DG in this incident was involved in the "planning" of this madness I simply dont buy it

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