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Old 27th February 2005 | 14:46
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When I first started flying ME aircraft, the old and sage ones used to pass on their various pearls of wisdom. Here are 3 - please add any others you've come across...

1. Drift - Port Plus, Starboard Subtract.

2. Always carry a can opener in your navbag.

3. NEVER let a navigator loose with a hire car.
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Old 27th February 2005 | 14:49
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Never let a pilot have a nav bag.

Always check the copilot has the rations.

Never let the copilot book the accomodation.
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Old 27th February 2005 | 15:09
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A fool and his bag are soon parted.

If they say "The tranpsort is on its way", it isnt'!

The 1000 clearance won't.
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Old 27th February 2005 | 16:12
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From: Much-Binding-in-the-Marsh
Three things you don't do:

Never pass up the chance to eat

Never pass up the chance to refuel (airborne or on the ground)

Never pass the chance to use a flushing loo (particularly apposite given our current expeditionary nature)
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Old 27th February 2005 | 16:13
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Never let an Officer near the wine list on a crew meal!
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Old 27th February 2005 | 16:16
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Never eat anything bigger than your head

and

Always kill something everyday, no matter how small it is just to maintain currency......


Courtesy of two (ex) colonial exchange occifers on a TWU squadron afraid of Norman.....

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Old 27th February 2005 | 16:40
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From: Over there, behind that tree.
Never refuse the services of the Bog Wagon.

Never wear sunglasse when reading the F700.

Never use the local water for anything but washing hands.

But most important . . .

Never eat anything you can't spell.
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Old 27th February 2005 | 16:46
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From: door or ramp, don't mind.
Always carry a personal bogroll in your bergen.
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Old 27th February 2005 | 16:57
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artyhug, you've just given me the biggest laugh of the day, thanks very much
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Old 27th February 2005 | 17:22
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3 More....

- Don't bulls**t a bulls**ter!

- Don't fight battles you cant win......

- Dont judge a man until you've walked in his shoes!
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Old 27th February 2005 | 17:48
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'Could be the last' never has a truer word been said,


You should indeed never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes,



after that you can do what the hell you like because you're a mile away and you've got his shoes...............


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Old 27th February 2005 | 18:36
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From: Trumpville; On the edge
..Don't p*ss the Loadmaster/Galley slave/whoever off until you've eaten..
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Old 27th February 2005 | 18:52
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Never get seperated from your luggage.


Never underpack for a det...

Cos any fool can be uncomfortable.
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Old 27th February 2005 | 19:23
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From: landan
Never dare, or double dare, an idiot.
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Old 27th February 2005 | 19:33
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Man who plans early, plans twice!

Man who fart against thunder get lightning strike on arse!

Man who rocks boat will probably get wave in face.

(Don't ask me how I got to find out about the last two!)
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Old 27th February 2005 | 19:46
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From: Ice Station Kilo
NEVER ever under any circumstances(no natter how good a deal you seem to be getting) volunteer for anything!!!!!!!
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Old 27th February 2005 | 19:58
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And another three.

"Don't worry today about what happened yesterday."

"Always get the first punch in."

And the one that I adhered to for over 22 years of service. "Its easier to seek forgiveness than gain permission."
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Old 27th February 2005 | 20:48
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Always make the last flight on a squadron the one you've just done !
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Old 27th February 2005 | 20:48
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From: Between the woods and the water
Train hard, fight easy
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Old 27th February 2005 | 21:07
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never feed sprouts to your dog!
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