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Better to be on the ground wishing you were airborne than the other way around
Never stand up in a canoe
If you need to make yourself sick, put one hand down your throat and the other up your arse, if that does not work ..... change hands
Better to be on the ground wishing you were airborne than the other way around
Never stand up in a canoe
If you need to make yourself sick, put one hand down your throat and the other up your arse, if that does not work ..... change hands
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RUBIC,
Why go ugly early just on detachment? Works just as well at home, they all need lovin' some time.
It improves fitness too 'cos waking up next to a fat/ugly (or both) bird is usually followed by running away at speed before she wakes up and gets your mobile number!
Why go ugly early just on detachment? Works just as well at home, they all need lovin' some time.
It improves fitness too 'cos waking up next to a fat/ugly (or both) bird is usually followed by running away at speed before she wakes up and gets your mobile number!
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Why - in case she needs to blow her nose?
Always check that the immersion suit pee sleeve is serviceable before you need it! Bloke on 45/58 once dashed to the loo after a trip with 2 x 230 plus 2 x 100 fitted, only to find that the squippers had glued the pee sleeve to the suit by mistake.....
Always check that the immersion suit pee sleeve is serviceable before you need it! Bloke on 45/58 once dashed to the loo after a trip with 2 x 230 plus 2 x 100 fitted, only to find that the squippers had glued the pee sleeve to the suit by mistake.....
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If you wake up to find yourself lying on a chewed-off female arm - you know SHE regrets going ugly early!
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Never marry a WRAF officer called G******** , cos she'll dump you for someone else and then you spend the rest of your life wondering just who she was shagging while you were posted apart.
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1. Ban the Whale, Save the Bomb.
2. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
3. Never argue with an idiot, they wear you down to their level and then beat you with experience
2. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
3. Never argue with an idiot, they wear you down to their level and then beat you with experience
