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As bags are dumped in the hotel before the down route lash, ALWAYS pick up a book of hotel matches with address of said hotel printed on.
Then, when stumbling out of a random foreign club, taxi driver conversations are significantly easier.
PLUS, you'll be suprised how many Holiday Inns' some large cities have!!!
Then, when stumbling out of a random foreign club, taxi driver conversations are significantly easier.
PLUS, you'll be suprised how many Holiday Inns' some large cities have!!!
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There are pies you have and there are pies you don't
Always leave your watch/alarm in zulu
Greens are for dying in not ironing
If it's not snowing we're not going
If it's not raining, it's not training
Always leave your watch/alarm in zulu
Greens are for dying in not ironing
If it's not snowing we're not going
If it's not raining, it's not training
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As bags are dumped in the hotel before the down route lash, ALWAYS pick up a book of hotel matches with address of said hotel printed on.
Then, when stumbling out of a random foreign club, taxi driver conversations are significantly easier.
PLUS, you'll be suprised how many Holiday Inns' some large cities have!!!
Then, when stumbling out of a random foreign club, taxi driver conversations are significantly easier.
PLUS, you'll be suprised how many Holiday Inns' some large cities have!!!
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Three things never to take on an exotic detachment.
1. Conscience.
2. Camera.
3. Wedding Ring.
And, when in the shower, always wash your face before your ar$e!
1. Conscience.
2. Camera.
3. Wedding Ring.
And, when in the shower, always wash your face before your ar$e!
Only run around with women with small hands.....it makes yer Willy look bigger!
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Never assume......check.
And if you can't check, at least sound convincing when you start guessing.
When at war, everything essential to an exercise is meaningless, and everything meaningless on exercise is vital.
And if you can't check, at least sound convincing when you start guessing.
When at war, everything essential to an exercise is meaningless, and everything meaningless on exercise is vital.
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"it's better to go through life regretting having done things than regretting not having done things"
"if you insist on burying your head in the sand, someone will s**g your "a**e"
"if you insist on burying your head in the sand, someone will s**g your "a**e"
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Given to me by a CO on being commissioned from the ranks. Edited for tri-Service usage:
Before you went to [Dartmouth / Sandhurst / Cranwell] you knew that the [POs / Sgts] ran the [Navy / Army / Air Force].
Now you know that they don't.
However, it would be a fecking stupid officer who told the [POs / Sgts] that!
Before you went to [Dartmouth / Sandhurst / Cranwell] you knew that the [POs / Sgts] ran the [Navy / Army / Air Force].
Now you know that they don't.
However, it would be a fecking stupid officer who told the [POs / Sgts] that!