Caption competition

[cattletruck]

"Just make sure it only fires blanks" she said.

[DirtyProp]

If it flies, floats or ......

[Pontius Navigator]

Do you have any live rounds or empty cases in your possession?

I will have to do a strip search

[c52]

Common photographic faults - #7 in a series of 20

Getting the lighting wrong.

[andytug]

Since the new tropical uniform for the wrens came in male recruitment has soared........

[Danny42C]

"The Female of the Species is More Deadly than the Male ......?"

(Kipling).

[Danny42C]

"Are you sure the safety catch is on ? ... We don't want it to fire prematurely !"

[Danny42C]

"I think it's a bit too big for me !"

(Rabelais, thou should'st be living at tis hour).

[Danny42C]

"How many rounds did you say was in your magazine ?"

[Danny42C]

"If it won't fire, pull the cocking knob and try again ....!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The last photograph taken in-service by former Leading Seaman Bloggs.

[Buster Hyman]

Is it just me or did the Zodiac get a little straighter?

[pasta]

"You can only fire continuously for 10 seconds, then you have to stop and let the barrel cool down."
"Don't worry, I'm used to that..."

[Pontius Navigator]

Bosun, put those two sailors on a charge, improperly dressed, no life jackets.

[MPN11]

The new Dress Regulations introduced by CNS met with universal approval.

[Buster Hyman]

Prince Philip liked the new Britannia so much, he called it quits on his official duties!

[Penny Washers]

Lightweight body armour must have improved enormously over recent years.

Why did my bullet proof vest never look like that?

[DirtyProp]

The new recruiting ad for the Navy Seals turned out to be a smashing success.

[DirtyProp]

This is gonna be the fastest mutiny ever!

[squeaker]

Corporal Smith had been warned that Lariam might cause hallucinations, but right now he didn't care.