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Old 21st Feb 2008, 10:12
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"The RAF's newest form of singing telegram proved somewhat supprising"
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 10:23
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The SAR SQN Armwrestling champion reckoned that harnesses were for wimps.

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Old 21st Feb 2008, 10:28
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Gripping his newly detached arm, Brian realised wire did not make a good substitue for bungee cord.

or

As the Seaking passed 70 degrees AoB Brian had a serious sense of humour failure.

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Old 21st Feb 2008, 10:41
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"Put the F***ing camera down sir and I may be able to rescue you".

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"If you try that silly handshake stuff again I'll drop you back in the water, no I am not a bloody Mason".
 
Old 21st Feb 2008, 10:57
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"Pleasure to meet you too, but I'm afraid I can't hang around for long."
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 11:13
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"So we've definitely lost a rotor blade then? Many thanks, you can come up now".
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 11:15
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Hi There,

Thanks for hanging around

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What, Did you say your name is Gordon Brown, Sorry nice to meet you but I got to go now
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 12:18
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*Dang, that's what I get for not hanging around pprune 24/7. My apologies for the lost time and my thanks for you pressing on.
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For this one:


"Cut that Polish chit-chat!"
 
Old 21st Feb 2008, 12:26
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I Say - Aren't you the fellow who ran away with my wife? Funny life is it not?
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 12:28
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"Right Bloggs. So let's go through this trip from the beginning......."
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 14:41
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As the Sea King plummeted earthwards upside down, a mysterious blue sleeved arm reached out to save them...
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 15:07
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Thanks for that Lowly, the office is wondering why I just started laughing like an idiot.



Not part of the competition as it's copying Lowly's idea, so please ignore it.


"The winch man wished that Superman had used another method of holding up the 8 tonnes of plunging helicopter".
 
Old 21st Feb 2008, 15:16
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I wonder if this really is quicker and more efficent than those knob enlargment products I keep getting spam for.
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 15:24
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1 2 3 Bungeeee!
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 15:27
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Excuse me old chap - but my crew and I are having a bit of an argument - and were wondering if you couldn't help settle it for us. Tell me - exactly which direction IS up?
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 17:13
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BREAKING NEWS!!!

Amazing human Helicopter, fitted with powerful winch to lift yellow machine to safety!!! More to follow.........
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 19:27
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"Good morning, Sir! I have come to complain about the so-called lightweight helmet you sold me!"
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 20:34
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....is it a bird, ..is it a plane, no it's SARperman
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Old 22nd Feb 2008, 02:17
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As we can see, seconds after the birth the umbilical cord is still attached....
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Old 22nd Feb 2008, 17:05
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"Hello, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses, can you spare a few minutes..."
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