Caption competition

[albatross]

Using locally available material; Sgt Prune of the SAS quickly camouflaged himself!

If the temperature rose much more, however, or a snowball fight broke out, he would have to come up with another plan.

[GPMG]

No1 - 'What are you doing?'

No 2 - 'Cutting his head off cause he's white'

No 1 - 'No you idiot, we cut their heads off cause they are non muslim, cutting heads off based on skin colour is racist....you disgust me'

[Lafyar Cokov]

Realising he was finally cornered - Osama Bin Laden slightly over-reacted to the SAS calling - "Freeze - Put your Hands up!"

[Lurking123]

Jeremy Beadle - his final stunt.

[Crash alot]

the taliban learns snowmen dont make for good decoys.............

[cynicalint]

It was quickly realised the IPT’s interpretation of the requirement for a second floor was not quite what had been asked for.

[Al R]

Local insurgents just couldn't understand why their suicide bombers seemed to be getting cold feet all the time.

[The Nr Fairy]

The snowdrops have sussed the bollard thing, but don't you think this drop is a little bit too high ?

[Dan Gerous]

The Snowman is singing- "They're building me a Y-M-C-A.... a Y-M-C-A"

[blogger]

The Snowman by Taliban Jones.

We're over here because of Blair
We're floating in the Afgan sky
The people far below are dieing as we fly.

[622]

Due to Defence cuts, the British 'Trojan Horse' to infiltrate the Taliban positions didn't have the internal capacity that was hoped for.

[PingDit]

This years winter olympics saw the Afghan javelin team have a 'run in' with one of the rather frosty judges who deemed that they had definately overstepped the mark.

[Rather be Gardening]

Some great captions, ladies and gents. here we go:

3rd place for ACW599 with:

" I think he's trying to say something about there being a place for Sharia law in Britain, but he's mumbling into his beard a bit"

2nd place for GPMG with:

"No1 - 'What are you doing?'

No 2 - 'Cutting his head off cause he's white'

No 1 - 'No you idiot, we cut their heads off cause they are non muslim, cutting heads off based on skin colour is racist....you disgust me."

but the winner is Beatriz Fontana:

"Proof that hell has frozen over" cos it made me laugh out loud! Over to you, Beatriz .........

[c-bert]

Anyone....?

[Hempy]

2nd place getter stand up, stand up and be counted

[Beatriz Fontana]

I'll hand the hat over to second place - I'm lacking in inspiration to find a suitable picture.

Go for it GPMG

[Beagle-eye]

Some cracking pictures here :

http://pizdaus.com/index.php?pageno=1&sort=new

Always worth a look for Caption Competition material

[GPMG]

Thank you BF.

Ok hold on to your hats, the fat lady isnt singing yet. Try this one.

[harrogate]

The Japanese dolphin touring pod couldn't get enough of the hunky western soldiers.

[geniculate]

The all-new aquatic shoulder-launched missile had almost completed the animal testing stage and was now ready to be used by humans