Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

Guy extreme left. Doc said a bit of exercise would be good for my back. No it effin well ain't
or
If more snow lands soon we may need to pospone the 'Tow a Lancaster along the runway by your teeth' Comic Relief Charity Event

[treadigraph]

"Dig for Britain!" says the poster. Well I've been digging for six mucking hours and I still ain't found it!

[SASless]

The Rocks finally got over their confusion when given a dozen shovels and told to take their pick.

[Wensleydale]

I'll have a judge later tonight.

W.

[Wensleydale]

Ok - having spent most of the evening going through the entries, the winner is Penny Washers with:

"McTavish's saxpence must be foond. All the Scots crew agreed on that".

Although in reality the photograph is of the Smith crew of an RAAF Squadron at Waddington during the Winter of 1943/44. (Its either 467 or 463 - I can't remember).

Well done sir - get the Nav to calculate the drift (as this crew are doing) and take it away!!

[Wensleydale]

PS. My PC does not like the copy, paste and quote facility on PprunE any more. If anyone can stop random brackets appearing after save then please let me know!!!

[Penny Washers]

Aye - well, thankyou very much, Wensleydale. Here's a picture of Britain's crowded skies for you to have a go at.

[Wensleydale]

There is surprize everywhere as the new home of the Red Arrows is revealed to be Heathrow.

[Wensleydale]

Boscombe down come up with the idea of Range Gate stealing for spotters.

[Kiltrash]

With the demise of the A380 Airlines have to increase slots at Heathrow to dangerous levels

[c52]

Ryanair increase the capacity of Stansted's runway.

COMING SOON:

Ryanair increase the capacity of Stansted's terminal, car-park, the M11 etc.

[c52]

What Farnborough was like when it really was Farnborough.

[treadigraph]

Forget Airbus, the future is Airtrain...

or

The Bombardier board got quite a surprise when in a cost cutting exercise they merged their two main businesses...

[c52]

....and if one blue Boeing should accidentally fall
there'll be twelve blue Boeings driving me up the wall.

[c52]

Post-Brexit Britain revives the flying techniques of the Berlin Airlift in order to fly in essential supplies.

[c52]

The Department for Transport, giving a £100M contract to an airline to fly in essential supplies after Brexit, demonstrates that the airline does actually have aircraft.

[c52]

"When we've perfected the revised separation requirements, then at the other end of the runway, the same number of planes will be landing in the gaps."

[Ascend Charlie]

(From No. 13) "...Revs!......Revs!"

[SASless]

Lead better know where he is going!

[Hydromet]

"I know the new Chief Pilot used to be a glider tow pilot, but don't you think he's taking it a bit too far?"