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Old 22nd Mar 2019, 10:27
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At the subsequent accident report it was discovered all aircraft had self disconnected their own TCAS circuit breaker due to overload

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Old 22nd Mar 2019, 10:32
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In the morning at tbe British Museum it was discovered Banksy had sneaked in and updated the Constable landscape 'The Haywain' with modern transport
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Old 22nd Mar 2019, 20:34
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So SANTA traded his reindeer for some 320's - who knew ?
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 09:59
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What are you doing Dave?
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 10:20
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Wink

Decision time - and, as usual, some hard choices to make.

I was much impressed by C52's spacial awareness as he fitted in first the arrivals, and later the Blue Arrows, (the Reds?), in between the gaps left by the departing aircraft, and Kiltrash had an inspired run of entries #827 to #830, any one of which could have won, but I have gone for:

Originally Posted by Parson View Post
"Cleared take off, contact 13 ahead"
which would bring a chill into any pilot's heart.

The KST is in one of the departing aircraft - I leave it to you to find out which one.

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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 19:32
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Penny Washers - thank you, most humbled. The standard was very high on that one. After a quick peruse on the interweb, how about this.
Now, to find that trophy....eeny, meeny, miny...
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 19:38
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Person at front. I love the smell of a sweaty helmet in the morning
or
second left. Luke I am your father

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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 19:40
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....and on tonight's Blue Peter we have ....
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 20:07
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When you win 71m ON the lottery you can have a couple of F35b or a Tornado. Know what I would have
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 20:08
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Research after the event showed that it was not wholly effective to publicise the gender awareness course with an image which 23% of the target audience reported to have given them nightmares.
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 20:29
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"I hope one of them brought a condom..."
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 20:41
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He says his secret is holding his fingers like this....
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 20:47
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Capt Mainwaring and Sgt Wilson were very glad of their oxygen kit after Elizabeth's vegan sausage roll lunch supplied by Cpl Jones. Pvt Pike luckily had a cold and a blocked nose...
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 21:49
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Sweaty Betty crosses her fingers as she forgot her oxygen mask.
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Old 24th Mar 2019, 00:39
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Human Centipede 2.0
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Old 24th Mar 2019, 00:40
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The lads were so upset when they discovered that Doris had a bigger helmet than any of them!
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Old 24th Mar 2019, 00:53
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"No Doris, it's your legs that your mum told you to keep crossed."
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Old 24th Mar 2019, 01:04
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Doris was looking forward to her first refueling 'probe'
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Old 24th Mar 2019, 01:05
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Bertie, at the back, regretted his choice of costume after Doris let one rip!
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Old 24th Mar 2019, 10:49
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"Too close for guns - switching to Halitosis."
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