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Old 27th Mar 2006, 17:44
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"Oh my lucky day, Cherie's getting some practice in for tonight."
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 19:18
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Out of the corner of his eye, President Blair realised that he'd have those loans paid off in no time.
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 19:21
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Cherry: OI Aussies! Where is my appearance money?

Tone: Darling this isn't one of your book tours this is God's work
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 23:15
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In the spirit of The Fast Show, "I'm sorry, I've just come".
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Old 28th Mar 2006, 00:27
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With Cherie strapped to the main flight deck, the problems of hangaring 6 Chinooks on HMS Ocean was solved in an instant.
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Old 28th Mar 2006, 02:57
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Blair thinking to himself "To think she hasn't figured out why I keep a skateboad strapped to my ass?"
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Old 28th Mar 2006, 06:56
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There was genuine surprise on Mrs PM's face when she 'received' her peerage.
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Old 28th Mar 2006, 08:23
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I'm going for a fast judging on this one - I like a bit of pace on a Tuesday am, so in reverse order, the winner of the Bronze medal is:

Milt with At the Proms "Wider still and Wider"

The winner of the Silver medal is:

Safeware with "Oh my lucky day, Cherie's getting some practice in for tonight."

But today's winner of the Gold medal, and a complimentary Peerage (I'll get the tenner back to you asap) is:

ACW599 with In the spirit of The Fast Show, "I'm sorry, I've just come".


So step up, have your anthems played, wave to your Mum and ACW599 will set the next challenge.
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Old 28th Mar 2006, 10:01
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Old 28th Mar 2006, 10:42
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"THe hippopotamus has the widest gape in the entire animal kingdom"
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Old 28th Mar 2006, 18:43
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Too late I know but:
Cherie: "NO! NO!"
Tony: Go on Gordon, f**k the bitch.
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Old 29th Mar 2006, 21:16
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Apparently ACW599 is somewhat indisposed at the moment so airborne_artist has asked me to step up. So here goes:

I'll make this another quick fire round and judge on Friday morning.
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Old 29th Mar 2006, 21:39
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The Doctor was quite keen to show Gordon Brown his gift, of a Suppository, from President B-Liar.
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Old 29th Mar 2006, 21:41
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Southside, I've found you a chair.
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Old 29th Mar 2006, 21:44
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Not a caption. ZH875, I nearly spat a mouthful of red over my laptop on reading that, gets my vote, the caption and the idea of southside sitting on that !
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Old 29th Mar 2006, 23:15
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>Apparently ACW599 is somewhat indisposed at the moment so airborne_artist has asked me to step up.<

Not exactly indisposed, just 7,000 miles away from the picture I'd earmarked for the caption competition in case I ever won! Bug**r.

How about "What did you say the dose of Viagra was, Fred? And, er, was there anything about side effects?"
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Old 30th Mar 2006, 00:24
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"Look at what we found. Wonder if there are any more around here!"
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Old 30th Mar 2006, 06:14
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Grade 7B makes plans to be the first junior calss to put a student into orbit!
 
Old 30th Mar 2006, 09:42
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"Anyone got a match?

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Old 30th Mar 2006, 10:13
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No-one believed him, so he went to look for himself, on his own. A bearded Tony Blair finally proves to the world that Saddam had WMD.
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