Caption competition
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Despite the fact that Thomas the Tank Engine's gay chum Andrew the Aeroplane was quite at ease advertising his proclivity; somewhat painfully, his boyfriend had yet to master the art of being a Kakpipe Cosmonaut.
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Whoops - have we 2 captionings to handle now.
This one for SASless.
"Pardon me if I quickly change lanes without using my turn signal."
and the other
"What - don't tell me he refused to fly it?"
This one for SASless.
"Pardon me if I quickly change lanes without using my turn signal."
and the other
"What - don't tell me he refused to fly it?"
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For Sasless's piccie...Objects in your rear view mirror may appear larger than they really are.
For Lovely CJ's...(with an effiminate voice) Oooo when I said bite me I didn't mean that hard.
And finally whether we want to or not..Where are we's...With the size of Cherie's mouth it's not a problem.
For Lovely CJ's...(with an effiminate voice) Oooo when I said bite me I didn't mean that hard.
And finally whether we want to or not..Where are we's...With the size of Cherie's mouth it's not a problem.
Having just passed a warning sign...."Low Flying Aircraft"
"Low flying aircraft my butt....just how low do you think they fly? Nuttin' to do with us Mate!"
"Low flying aircraft my butt....just how low do you think they fly? Nuttin' to do with us Mate!"
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The early trials of the en-route refeuling program went well until it became distressingly obvious that somebody had forgotten to incorporate bridges into the planning of the towline.
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It didn't take long to realise that the new GPS in the cockpit had been bought from Halfords...
His radio auto tuned to ILS, he hoped this was a folk music station...
PA
His radio auto tuned to ILS, he hoped this was a folk music station...
PA
Plod awakening from a doughnut induced sugar coma....pondered the numbers winking at him from a squealing speed measuring radar unit.
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"Dad, Dad! there's a Jaguar wanting to overtake you!"
"Aw, just ignore him. These Jaguar drivers always tailgate?"
"Aw, just ignore him. These Jaguar drivers always tailgate?"
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The police later pulled the jet pilot over for only having one headlamp working
or
Sit there in the Middle Lane now you Mother-F****rs
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