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Caption competition

Old 25th Sep 2019, 22:44
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Many thanks,

ok, lets try this strange offering.
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Old 25th Sep 2019, 22:57
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Effects of Controls #1:
Cycric in light hand
Corrective in reft hand
Both feet on perrals.......OK now what, Grorious Reader?
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 05:36
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See? Didn't I tell you that the dogs that came with them weren't snacks?
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 06:40
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"I know I am only here for a caption competition, but why did they make me wear ballet shoes??"
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 07:34
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Even in the winter shoes must be shiny
or
Bambi on ice the show NK style does not go well
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Single seat trainer for ACM is all very well but easily defeated by gaining altitude
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 09:29
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North Korea awarded the Winter Olympics 2024 show the speed skating site is already to go
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Keep going Comrade, another 3Km and we get to the drive through McDonalds
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Due to cost cutting the Police now have to make the wea..wah ,,sounds themselves
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 10:11
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In order to allow the franchise of “Dancing On Ice” to North Korea, the “Dear Leader” requests some changes...
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 10:19
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"And remember, do not fire until you see the white of their socks"
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 10:22
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"Plivate, come off the ice, you are obviously an amewican spy, you naturally assume F-16 position, we have ways to deal wif you."
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 10:24
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Don’t worry, when we get the real Ekranoplan from our glorious engineers it will handle exactly like these simulators.
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 10:45
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To turn Navy officer into an Army officer, first we stop the water from being liquid.

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Old 26th Sep 2019, 10:47
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Airline pilots are sent for training in using the controls in accordance with what the seat of their pants is telling them. The pilot on the left has his feet on the surface and is about to fail the course.
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 11:03
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"When summer arrives, I will turn into Comrade Constable Canute and stop all this nonsense."
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 11:23
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White Socks,
Black Shoes,
Shell suit trousers,
Look like Scousers
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 11:40
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Don't believe everything your leader says numbnuts. It's quicker to walk.
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 13:18
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"Let's hope global warming puts an end to this stupid training exercise."
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 13:20
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"We may be short of money in the armed forces, Captain, but you don't have to accept the kind offer from a private school just dragging itself into the 1960s to give us its old desks."
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 13:23
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Initiative test:

Candidates are to be given 20 pieces of wood and 20 metal tubes, along with two cushions and some string, and they have to cross the lake using some or all of the materials provided without getting wet.
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 13:43
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(Man in Front) "Ho Lee Fuk! Zamboni machine drop through ice faster than our lockets into Sea of Japan!"
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 13:46
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"FACE ME," shouts the sergeant-major, lest the recruits notice someone simply walking across.
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