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Old 8th Sep 2019, 15:07
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And in other News...there's been a large spike in middle aged men falling off of ladders...
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 15:08
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Anorak Society Annual Meeting.
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 16:06
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NOTAM...and when the runway needs resurfacing there is a parallel emergency strip just watch out for stupid lazy animals on the verge
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 16:08
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The Spotters gather excitedly when the rumour goes round of the Harrier sighting.

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Old 8th Sep 2019, 16:10
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To save funds to transfer to new Aircraft the MOD sells off the fence and the local ladder shop refuses to refund as not needed now is not a valid reason
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 16:13
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Dog walker tells wife, I am just going down the pub, wife replies no your not you are off bloody plane spotting again, dog thinks, hope Fifi is there today I feel lucky
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 16:15
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Bloody cheese again in my sandwiches
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 16:27
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Bill Oddie wonders why the Spotters are not the usual ones when he put on Tweet World he had seen a Harrier at Lakenheath

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Old 8th Sep 2019, 19:26
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Now that I am home and I can blow up the picture I can see it is 'Eleanor' the Eddie Stobart Mercedes that I still need, call THAT a spot whoopee
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 20:32
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Blast, I've got a ladder in my stockings...
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 20:32
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 20:39
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Confucious, he say man with longest lens and tallest ladder have equipment shortage...
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 20:39
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Police speed trap gun keeps issuing tickets to the USAF
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 20:45
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Oh it's not the aircraft... that WRAF with the big... assets is on duty in Building 109...
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 23:07
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spotter 1: "Look, that one's got two tails!"

spotter 2: "Yes, but only one tail number."
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 23:32
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"He's behind you."
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 23:40
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Why the big crowd ?

Oh the Snowbirds are about to show the Red Arrows how to fly an air display
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 23:41
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The correspondents of the BBC, ITN, Sky News, the Times, Telegraph etc etc get their picture of Air Force One landing.
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 23:42
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History in the making ! MFTS has got 2 aeroplanes in the air at the same time !
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Old 8th Sep 2019, 23:57
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The rumour about a streak down the taxiway by Section Officer Harvey spread rather quickly.
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