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Old 16th Aug 2019, 21:22
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Pilot going on strike halfway through flight was something BALPA had voted for.
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 21:24
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Hoskins shouted "There is a big step down to the toilet...........................aaaaaaagh, I need new pants."
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 22:55
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Racedo is forced to bail out of the Caption Competition for making too many entries all at once.

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Old 17th Aug 2019, 01:20
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Hoskins, I said 'Shoot!', not 'Chute.'
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 05:35
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Take off was bad enough, but if you think I'm gonna try & land that piece of junk, you've got another thing coming!
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 05:37
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...and with that, Boris was the last one left on the Brexit Express!
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 05:39
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Unfortunately for Hoskins, TCAS hadn't been invented & his slow descent to Earth was about to ramp up!
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 06:23
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Airlines are making Hidden Cities harder and harder to get to.
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 09:09
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The latest stunt sees Suzanna take carefull aim at Piers
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IFF not working, ah well to be safe FIRE
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Now remind me Hoskins, was this a Parachute or a Parascend you had invented?
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In War the obsever corps, Having jumped from the balloon there was not a guaranteed survival rate
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 09:53
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He's been up there twenty minutes, I told him that extra hot vindaloo last night was a mistake...
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 09:58
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Philip Hammond's cunning plan to arrive unmolested at his next constituency meeting via the back door was dealt a severe blow by the local kamikaze model aeroplane club...
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 10:20
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"So, Prime Minister, the NI backstop is illustrated by the parachute, and while we all agree it's undesirable, in the final analysis, it's better than nothing."
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 10:36
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"Dear Leader, if Pres Putin can wrestle a bear, you can jump out of a plane. And don't forget to take your shirt off on the way down."
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 10:47
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John McDonnell's cunning plan to get Corbyn in to Buckingham Palace and see the Queen is thwarted by her holiday at Balmoral and an alert Guardsman peppering the Right Honourable Gentleman's arse with rapid fire...
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 11:47
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Mission Accomplished!

Double Agent Alex De Pfeffel aka Boris Johnson drifted peacefully to the ground just outside Bruxelles as he pondered the last few months.
They had said it was not going to be easy, but rely it had worked like a dream!
Sheep to the Slaughter , indeed!
That will teach them for ridiculing him at Oxford!!

" Now what had they said about the landing,,,,,,,,???"
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 11:52
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On Boris:
" TheHigher You climb, the Greater the Fall"
Also comes to mind!

Cpt B
Over and Out
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 12:38
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"With the greatest possible respect, Sir, Greenland is unlikely to react favourably to being invaded, even by a person of such stature as yours."
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 13:26
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"Well, I suppose a Royal Flypast featuring our aeroplane and then doubling the size of the display by the co-pilot jumping out was a good effort. Have a couple of OBEs."
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 14:32
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"You're right - the wing isn't on fire. Let me just get my pistol out... BANG! See? It is now."
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 19:08
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Having recovered from jetlag Kiltrash is glad to discover it was only a dream after all
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