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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 08:24
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Yes Skip with the excess ballast removed she will ride higher in the water
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Putin was heard to say. What get involved with the Tory party leader election? We have no experiance with rigging votes
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Boris was glad he had a stab vest when he went to see the party faithfull
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 08:50
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"These Navy chaps do a wonderful thing and I have invited them back to my shag pad..... errrr ooops, No 10... for tea."
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 08:55
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Yo BoJo and a bottle of rum!
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 08:55
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"Don't get me wrong, I have the ultimate respect for Teresa and she has done many wonderful things whilst in power, leaving being one of them."
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 08:56
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"Is this a wind up?"
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 09:03
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Deus ex machina?
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 11:41
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Come, lets set sail on HMS Marie Celeste, what could go wrong.
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 12:06
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"We're having a Cobra meeting later, not my favourite beer, but we will see how it goes"
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 12:48
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The handler is overheard saying it is "Hunt"....."Hunt'!
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 15:44
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Now get me ashore so I call that that Sturgeon girl and tell her she can have Independence
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 15:46
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Letter of last resort you say, well in the last resort I suppose it will have to be frogs legs and snails
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 15:48
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No I don't want to change the colour scheme of NO 10 well after all will be out on the 1st November
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 15:52
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The secret is out, Rory Bremner is Boris's stunt double
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 17:03
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“No, the other guy is the one they keep calling *unt!, honest!”

”I think you’ll find we have it correct, sir.....”
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 17:07
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My school buddies said I would never amount to much. They not laughing now.
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 17:32
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OK. Who said hanging's too good for him?
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 17:52
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Training continues apace for this year's F35 display pilot.
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 19:31
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Someone tell Boris that Dr. Strangelove was not a documentary...
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 19:32
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"Well...that caused quite some pain in the constituents!"
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 19:34
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Lets all welcome aboard the new Skipper of HMS Calamity!
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