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Old 10th Jul 2019, 11:27
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"Ok, first to the cockpit gets to keep his camera"


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Old 10th Jul 2019, 11:39
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..I don't remember eating those....
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 12:02
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'Passengers are kindly reminded not to put their feet on the ceiling.'
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 12:03
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Ryanair experiments with having cabin crew point to four emergency exits at once.
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 12:05
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Rugby for those who feel too heavy and stiff and generally old.
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 12:37
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Passengers who ate the curry last night must keep their seat-belts fastened at all times.
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 12:39
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A promising line of research into the perennial problem of items falling out of overhead lockers and injuring someone - remove the possibility of falling.
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 16:32
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The Dear Leader, tired of dragging his massive bulk around, puts one of these on his Christmas list.
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 16:58
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"Captain, when I said "Would you like a roll off the top?" ...I meant from the refreshments trolley, for your lunch!"
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 19:29
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Its a good job that we didn't bring the baby on this flight!
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 20:42
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Guy at the far end: "Why am I not floating then?"
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 21:32
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all together now... this is the self preservation society...

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Old 10th Jul 2019, 21:34
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Nobody use the lavatory!

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Old 11th Jul 2019, 05:25
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Plenty of power in this baby but...I think we waited too long to lower the nose.
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Old 11th Jul 2019, 09:05
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently passing the equator, you may feel some temporary discomfort until we roll through 180 degrees to continue on our journey"
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Old 11th Jul 2019, 09:06
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"Who let Marty Feldman on board?"
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Old 11th Jul 2019, 19:23
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Slowed up so time to plan re entry. Call the winner in 12 hours ..
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 01:54
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The National Lottery decides to put more "Human Interest" into the draw.
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 04:34
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Once you qualify as an astronaut, you are required to have a watch this big!
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Old 12th Jul 2019, 04:38
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In an early training photo, Michael Collins is shown practicing the Apollo 11 Command Module/LEM docking manoeuvre.
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