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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 14:22
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Just had a surge in orders
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 14:27
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Cook at gas mark six or 190 if you have a turbofan oven.

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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 14:28
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"Those hot dogs give me efflux."
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 15:35
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A Boeing Executive serving up the "MAX" burger. They stretch the burger patty 50 % with out adding any extra meat, all the accessories are well past their "sell by" date, and it has a "secret" ingredient that you will only find out about after you have eaten it.......
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 15:37
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You think this is cool ? You should see my Margarita maker !
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 16:25
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 17:27
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Tabards? We don't need no stinking tabards...
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 18:06
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Is it me or anyone else think this coffee machine is a bit over complicated
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 18:07
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...and this attachment is the beard trimmer
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 18:10
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While Hoskins is proudly showing of his latest invention, his wife Sally is getting a right old seeing to by Roger the gardener
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 18:27
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C'mon in, I'll throw another Blue Whale on the barby.

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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 18:27
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No, not Roger. He's exhausted. Ambrose is taking over!
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 18:42
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....and on BBC 2 next we have James May explaining the inner workings of a aircraft engine in a way the average man in the street can understand

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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 19:02
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After a couple of Vindaloo sprout burgers and lager you will be able to get off the ground by exhaust propulsion. No one will follow you.
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 19:03
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I got the idea after watching Airline catering making "roadkill" into canapes for 1st class passengers.
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 20:00
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That's Suck and Squeeze sorted. Now about Bang and Blow
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 21:42
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It's cleaned by an environmentally-friendly blast of hot air which removes every trace of grease.
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 21:45
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BBQ-by-wire: I just sit in my shed surrounded by dozens of controls and monitors, but 999,999 times out of a million, the BBQ cooks and serves the food without human intervention.
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 03:16
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We all have a fan-forced oven at home, so the guys in engineering thought: " Why not apply the principle to our work BBQ? We had a poke around in the spares box, and this is what we came up with! Works a treat, but you really have to watch the cooking time. It's pretty short!"
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 03:28
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No, I cook everything on here but Fish. If you want Fish, pop over to Sully's house.
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