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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 21:10
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Thanks AT. Let's try this.


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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 21:17
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"I call them Sully burgers. 100% goose guts and feathers."
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 21:34
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The latest Breville Sandwich Toaster... every home should have one. Give your lunch a touch of class with the great taste of Kerosene...

Impress your friends, distress your neighbours...

It dices, it slices, it chops, it fries, it toasts, it blows the flies away...

The next version will use a GE F-101 out of a B-1 - we'll use the afterburner to toast marshmallows...
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 21:55
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"This is the Rolls-Royce of bbqs."
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 22:19
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This Prat is Witless.
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 03:43
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Boeing manage to offload their surplus 737MAX's....
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 03:45
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Pratt & Whitney; Dependable Burgers
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 03:46
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I used to have a Cockpit as a BBQ, but nobody wanted the sausages for some reason.
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 06:54
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None of this popping down tbe local garage for a few litres of 4 star for the BBQ.
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Crematorium takes interest when updating the furnace
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Charley Dimmock upgrade from water features to fire pits
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 06:59
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Don't have the heart to tell him the Church Fete has been cancelled
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Stansted Aerozone includes a themed burger van for the Spotters
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As a dual purpose in tbe winter doubles as a runway de icer
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 07:25
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Yea, got the idea off PPRuNe... after all it is a Weber

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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 08:14
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Friends of the Earth's new veggie burger stand.
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 08:15
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It fell off a passing Boeing and I thought "oh that'd be handy..."
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 08:21
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Latest design in fast food cookery
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 10:39
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Bloggs's rotisserie was inspired by a bird strike.
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 10:44
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Trial run of the tail gate BBQ for the next Super bowl sure shows promise
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Patented baby nappy drying service for the Airline
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Yes very nice Hoskins but have you not forgotten the Beer?
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 11:48
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The new way to 'reheat' food.
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 11:51
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The beer? Oh, I've converted the can from the bird this came from into a fridge? And the heads is in the cockpit...
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 14:16
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No. My name is Not Nigel.
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Old 23rd Jun 2019, 14:18
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Yes i do burgers like airline food. Cheap and plastic.
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