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Old 21st Jun 2019, 12:07
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The young Micheal O'Leary gets inspiration as to how he should handle passengers when he eventually starts his airline
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 12:15
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On the flight over from Sweden the IKEA self assembly travel cot gets a work out
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 14:43
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"I'm going to have to reapply more brylcream when we land, this headrest is soaking it up"
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 14:49
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In the days before IFE and personal devices passengers had no option but talk to each other, as demonstrated by Brylcream man to spectacles man, who was so bored with his travelling companion he developed at great speed the Sony Walkman
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 14:50
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"Captain, the fungus in the air vents is getting out of control!"
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 14:53
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This was the moment just before the fight, when the Stewardess, smiling at the baby, said "I would like one of those", men rushed forward selflessly volunteering to give her one.
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 15:03
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Though the sequel to Rosemary's Baby featured a cast of demon-possessed characters, the movie was a box office flop.
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 17:43
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and for you.. fish or chicken?


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Old 21st Jun 2019, 18:15
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If you throw your teddy out any more, I shall have to put you in the pilots' cockpit along with the others who are always throwing their teddies about.
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 19:44
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...and stop calling me Shirley.
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 20:26
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.. and for you young man we only have milk, would you prefer bottled or on tap?

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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 03:36
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Prior to adding a harness to the cot, Bathwater Airlines gained an unfavorable reputation ...
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 08:49
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Judge Judy and Executioner................ Is it time ?
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 09:48
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Taking the family on holiday was expensive when Hoskins started factoring in the overheads..
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 11:15
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Progression in Qantas was so slow, that cadets joined at an early age. Here we see the Second Officer being roused from crew rest for his stint in the cockpit of not touching anything.
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 14:23
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Mr. Cholmondley-Warner tried to ignore everything, including the irritating sod with the bad teeth sat next ro him.
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 16:16
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A senior member of the Armed Forces demands and gets a forwards-facing seat when flying with Transport Command.
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 17:53
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Ok Coffee for you Da, Tea for your Mum and a Boob for you, got it !
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 19:23
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This is soooo awful, I couldnít get a seat in one of BAís nice flat beds ... but then they havenít been invented yet.
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Old 22nd Jun 2019, 20:02
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Many excellent entries this week, but as I have a weakness for terrible puns (crib sheet <groan>) I award the CST to Wensleydale for:

""This is a fair child madam".

"Funny - I thought it was a Boeing".


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