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Old 25th May 2019, 06:56
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For the modern man in a hurry, the latest Audi includes an electric razor socket as standard. Mirrors and indicators are optional extras.
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Old 25th May 2019, 09:58
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After weeks of work in the shed, Chaz finally finished modifying Grandad's Mobility Scooter into something fit to be seen in.
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Old 25th May 2019, 12:30
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STOP BREXIT! REVOKE ARTICLE 50!. Hang on, this isn't the House of Commons. Bloody sat nav.

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Old 25th May 2019, 17:16
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"Wake up Donald you're dreaming you are defending the Mexican wall again"
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Old 25th May 2019, 20:41
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"Listen, mate, we both know you're holding a bit of cheap plastic in a darkened warehouse, but you need a look on your face that expresses terror, delight, courage, a military precision, mastery of technology, and a scholar's curiosity at exploring new worlds."
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Old 26th May 2019, 04:50
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Across the Galaxy, nothing precedes calamity more than the phrase... "Watch this..."
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Old 26th May 2019, 07:22
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Still mashed off his tits from the previous evening's frolics in the Mess, Bloggs's solo sector recce was not going well.
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Old 26th May 2019, 08:05
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( Not a captipn ) Hello judging in 12 hours so we get a new one for the working week
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Old 26th May 2019, 08:32
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What projecting your naval power looks like when you award the contract for your warship construction to Sea-Doo.
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Old 26th May 2019, 09:22
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Chris Grayling: "I have signed a contract with BAe for dozens of these fine cargo aircraft, modelled on a punt, to ferry in essential supplies."

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Old 26th May 2019, 09:40
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The death of its star and a lack of beach-front charging points at Emerald Bay scupper Freddy Starr and Elon Musk's plans for Baywatch 2020...
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Old 26th May 2019, 10:36
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Blenkinsopp, after his hard day as a traffic warden, just could not wait to get home, where his Wife and children would be waiting for him with his pipe and slippers.
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Old 26th May 2019, 10:40
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Transgender superheroes never know whether to put their underwear on under or over their pants.
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Old 26th May 2019, 11:13
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My name is Johnson, Boris Johnson (but in the US they laugh when I tell them my surname)
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Old 26th May 2019, 11:37
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Boris tests his stylist's assertion that his new hair-do will look statesmanlike even on a fairground ride.
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Old 26th May 2019, 12:20
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"Yes, target positively identified. Nobody could mistake the Houses of Parliament."
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Old 26th May 2019, 12:28
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What do you mean Vladimir Putin done this topless!
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Old 26th May 2019, 13:21
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Yes... I normally sit down... but I've got massive asteroids!

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Old 26th May 2019, 13:23
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How can I afford to avert inter-galactic catastrophies all the time, on that sort of money? You're my agent... so get them to up their offer, or I'm going back to the pub to watch the football...!

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Old 26th May 2019, 13:25
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Space Control from Patrolman Maguinness.... ah'm just til the north o' Cullybackey, so ah am... nar 'til you see Serjent, you'll ne'er believe me... an' ah haven't touched a drop, so ah haven't... you'll call me a liar... but thurr's a wee man up here in one o' them SR-71 things, tryin' to escape... goin' like the clappers, so he is... an' he's bein' chased by some other buck eejit in a Beaver!

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