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Old 13th Mar 2019, 20:31
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Wish that Whittle chap would hurry along with his hot air, snow clearing invention.
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Old 13th Mar 2019, 22:38
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To complete the authenticity the BBMF in 2019 even do the snow clearing of the runway at Scampton the old way after towing the Lanc out of the warm centrally heated hanger
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Old 13th Mar 2019, 22:41
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Hurry up chaps Liverpool are giving Munich a right pasting, don't want to be late for the party. England 4 Europe 0
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Old 13th Mar 2019, 22:42
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Why don't we coat the pan with the same de ice fluid they use on the aircraft?
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Old 13th Mar 2019, 23:05
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" I hate this chock ice!"
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Old 13th Mar 2019, 23:27
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"Your coke habit's really getting out of hand Nav!"
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Old 13th Mar 2019, 23:47
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"I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat."

Not even an ice cream.
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 00:07
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Go down to Iceland and pick up the food Hoskins was told. It's in the High St and the clown has now flown to Reyjavik.
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 00:08
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The men were ordered to stand in a circle and shovel the snow from their left to their right.
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 00:11
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Pilot: "I need a 3000' strip cleared with the plane at the end of it before any investigator turns up insinuating that we slid off the runway."
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 01:20
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The Lads got cracking on the fixings for the Ice Packs for the Morning After St. Paddy's Day!
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 07:12
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In the background; "Guys, Guys...come here! I've written my name in the Snow!"
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 09:24
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Well done lads good​​​​​​ shoveling; the NAAFI van can get to us now so a nice bowl of Muesli all round?

Last edited by Kiltrash; 19th Mar 2019 at 09:30.
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 10:29
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Think we ought to tell that director he's using the wrong mark of Lancaster for his Dambusters remake?

Ttfn
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 11:03
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From the cockpit: "Get the lead out you chaps! I told the Staish I'd have it all cleared by 0900".
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 11:46
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Right. Next time you Morons decide to bring some Narcotics back from the Far East, make sure you use stronger bags!
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 13:23
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JOD 2 interactive learning: Examine the photograph and count the number of people assigned to a practical task, and the number assigned to telling each snowflake that it's special. Do you think the ratio is correct? Give reasons for your answer.
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 14:38
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
Hurry up chaps Liverpool are giving Munich a right pasting, don't want to be late for the party. England 4 Europe 0
How many of the players are actually english though?
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 14:58
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Foam carpet, I'll give'm foam carpet.
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 17:12
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Skip that was lucky that troop of Boy Scouts knocking at the door for ' Bob A Job'

*for those of you of a young age Bob A JOB was when boy scouts would knock at the door and enquire if you had any non skilled manual work needing doing for a Shilling = 5p ( slave labour)
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