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Old 10th Mar 2019, 19:28
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Caption Race....which happens first....Brexit or a new photo posted by Monarch Man!
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 10:50
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Apologies I’ve been in transit, stby for new pic
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 11:14
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 11:32
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I was gone three minutes, that's all... bloody Traffic Wardens!
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 11:45
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Paul Smith 69 retired engineer tries to get his Airfix kit into the Modelers AGM in Vilnius, does not realize it was a 1:1 scale model
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The 'Using the Autobahn in wartime landing ' does not go according to plan when the Harrier was scrapped
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 11:47
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Hoskins, I know using old airliners made into Cafe's are the rage but using a single seat MIG?
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 11:49
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I wish the RAF would paint the aircraft in Squadron colours,
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 11:50
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"Yeh, clipping the wings certainly improves its low level performance".
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 11:56
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Is this Liverpool?

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Old 11th Mar 2019, 11:59
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Was it a branch officer?
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 11:59
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Hoskins made an 'ash of the landing again.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 12:02
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"Well it worked on Thunderbirds!"
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 12:36
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"Health and Safety? No problem, mate, we've tied red ribbons to all the sharp bits."
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 12:38
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Monarch Man seemed in a real hurry to get to the Bar for Happy Hour or was he merely there to do the hoovering?
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 12:39
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The Bar Owner suddenly realized he would need a whole new Valet Parking Staff.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 12:50
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"Yes, the tree successfully stopped the aircraft, which was travelling at 0.5 mph, with minimal damage to the wing. Now, what were you trying to tell me?"
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 12:52
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"So, Prime Minister, if I may illustrate Brexit choices: we either attempt to go out forwards and destroy the aircraft, or we retreat and do no damage at all."
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 13:02
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Mikael had not really understood the intent of the T2 lane.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 13:06
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Hoskins was dead certain he would get the Barista's clothes off with his clever plan but failed to realize a nice bottle of Plonk and a dinner would be just as effective and far less difficult.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 13:10
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