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Old 8th Mar 2019, 10:35
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The F22B was just a shadow of the original design.
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 10:46
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He's actually getting OUT of it.
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 11:38
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Hoskins scarpered because he knew what was coming when the Engineer cocked his leg!
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 14:42
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Capt Kirk ponders on the effectivity of the cloaking device.

Ttfn
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 15:03
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FFS Scotty! I said beam ME up!!!!!
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 17:01
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Hoskins has one of those "Now what was I going to do?" moments!
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 17:32
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Suddenly, reaching the top of the ladder seemed meaningless?
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 07:24
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Having trampled on everyone to reach the top of the ladder,Hoskins was not expecting such a rapid fall from grace
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 07:31
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This is SOO wrong on so many Health and Safety rules .No Hi Viz, No Hard Hat, No Tape 'closed', No 2 man working, and NO BALLS
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 07:33
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Pilot does not get the 'Flying Display Cancelled' memo from Farnborough 2020
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 08:19
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"You sure this will fool the Russian satellite?"
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 11:36
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Photographic proof Stealth Fighter Pilots cannot park centered on the yellow lines.
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 11:43
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The initial tests of the Harry Potter cloak of invisibility show promise
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With the F22 being adapted as a Unmanned Ariel Vehicle no one told Hoskins he was redundant
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 11:47
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HOSKINS....you have painted the yellow centre line off centre again
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 16:28
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The line reported it as NFF!
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 19:08
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Judged it because may not be around tomorrow. Nope not expecting Black Omegas or Aliens just could be busy.

Monarch Man gets it witht "It was at this very moment that the advice to “don’t park it in Liverpool” made perfect sense... "

It got an immediate belly laugh. Congrats on winning CFS Trophy and its over to you
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 20:21
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Must admit, I only just noticed the aircraft image in the picture. Did anyone else miss it?
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 23:53
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator View Post
Must admit, I only just noticed the aircraft image in the picture. Did anyone else miss it?
Miss what?

Congratulations, Monarch Man. That picture brought out some of the best captions yet.
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Old 10th Mar 2019, 03:20
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Cool

Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator View Post
Must admit, I only just noticed the aircraft image in the picture. Did anyone else miss it?
thanks for proving our new stealth cloaking device needs minor adjustment...
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Old 10th Mar 2019, 19:19
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Well done Monarch Man. Caption waiting for picture. Football fan enters field of play is given a friendly send off from Dennis Wise and Roy Keane
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