Some terrific entries, but here goes:
- 3rd - cargosales with
"Very nice Hoskins, but the rest of us use loo roll"
- 2nd - racedo with
"Rotor faster, I hear banjos"
- 1st - Treadigraph with
" A Twenty-first Century return to Victorian values saw the development of technologically advanced bathing machines"
As a special bonus, SASless has volunteered to drop off the CST to you:
Let's hope he doesn't set fire to it...