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Old 15th Jan 2019, 09:44
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Sir, he is asking my name!

Don't tell him Pike!
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 10:01
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"Oh Nein!. Herr Goering is on Popmaster and he was one year out!"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 10:51
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He wants to know if the Reichs Marshall took out any PPIs in the last 7 years.
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 11:01
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It's from the Andromeda galaxy, they want to know who won at Waterloo.
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 11:23
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Repeat please?

Ttfn
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 11:43
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It's that bloke from India again. He says we've got a virus and we need to open the windows!
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 12:13
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"And if you look at it ven I turn it on, it puts you in a trance... see it vorks"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 12:14
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"And zer apple struddle comes out from zer hole ven cooked"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 12:18
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"Soo zer Britishers have cracked the Enigma code, ve need to try a different approach, ve vill call it ze article 50 and send in plain text, zey vill not know vhat has hit zem"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 12:20
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How does it verk? I haf no idea! I only joined zer Signals Corps because of zer excellent pay und conditions!
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 12:24
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"Ja... so ve have Ersatz Mocca, Ersatz Macchiato, Ersatz Café Latte and Ersatz Double Espress...."
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 12:30
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Schmidt! Klemperer here has misplaced his U-Boat. Can you put out a call and see if anyone has seen it?
Yes sir. But we are just outside Moscow, sir.
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 12:56
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No way.....he said “this is the voice of the mysterons”
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 13:03
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“Kirk to Starship Enterprise, Beam me up Scotty”....Sorry Starship, wrong frequency...this is Berlin Radar..... What’s your aircraft type?!”
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 13:06
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Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry but I've forgotten my next line...
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 13:50
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Don't tell them your name Hecht!
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 14:02
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Mein Gott the new Manchester United manager has won his 5th Game in a row....that will never be bettered
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OMG it's my turn to take the new message to Hitler. Stalingrad has fallen. I hope he does not shoot the messenger
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 14:06
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It's for you. Been sent to the Western front. Can i have your girlfriend

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Old 15th Jan 2019, 14:10
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In sorry that mesage to your girlfriend Helga about getting her behind the bike sheds I sent to Hans by mistake. Reply was he will be there BIG BOY
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 14:37
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He says the Debate doesn’t start until this evening. Should we invade Poland while they’re busy?
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