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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 09:10
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What did Simkins ever do to get a invite for Princes Elizabeth and Phil the Greeks wedding!!
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 10:13
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"Right. Are we all agreed?

"As from 0600 hours tomorrow the NAAFI van will be located here 250 yards north west of runway 26.

"Mark the memo 'Secret' and synchronise watches."

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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 10:37
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".... all of which clearly shows, Bloggs, that it's your turn to make the tea."
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 13:47
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Right...Thorin Oakenshield...yada yada...travel to Lonely Mountain...yada yada...a Fourteenth of total profit...yada yada..."Pipeweed & other luxury items provided by the Burglar?...WTF!!!!
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 14:54
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Ok that's £5.35 between the lot of us, we can either have two lucky dips on tonight's Euro Millions, or three on the lotto.
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 14:55
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Deleted, due to being a dope!
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 15:50
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"So Sgt, you're saying the crash was due to lining up on the flare path, but that actually turned out to be the Officers Mess piano burning"



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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 16:10
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Carruthers? Scorpio? Scorpio... ah yes, you will meet a tall dark stranger - that sounds like the new Staish; might be best to scrub your sortie this afternoon...
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 16:46
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With regret Smithers its a Dear John letter...
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 16:48
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I'm sorry Smothers. Only one in the suggestion box for your problem..says you have the clap
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 17:43
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"...and if you hold the pointy end in the paper, you can draw circles! Great eh?
Now, take it in turns and play nicely!"
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 18:22
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Daily Mail Headline

'The design office of Blohm and Voss put the finishing touches to their project no 141'

I know the uniforms are wrong but never let the facts get in the way of a story
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 19:05
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"I reckon Arsenal's a banker for a score draw ! All agreed, Gentlemen ?"
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 19:47
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"So that's fish and chips fourteen times - anyone not want mushy peas?"
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 20:11
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"If we're going to do 360-degree feedback properly, we need to get everyone sitting round the table at once. Oh yes, and it needs to be a round table, obviously."
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 20:48
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Question A Photodocumentary

How Seabiscuit turned out to be a dromedary...

- Ed
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 23:10
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"Well, we have three and fourpence. will that be enough to go to the dance?"
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 00:29
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"we will circle the wagons here and await the cavalry"
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 00:31
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"Sir, message from the mess, they can't smoke you a Kipper, they're right out, so will an egg suffice for breakfast"
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 04:40
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Damn you were right, the intelligence wallahs have confirmed her “assets” were real !
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