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Old 1st Apr 2018, 09:28
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Many thanks for the fine offerings and on this day of days only fair to move onto a new challenge

Honorable mention to Buster with the addition of the 'after' picture

The winner and proud holder of the CST is Wensleydale with

Although it looked good on the annual report, the Lincolnshire and Norfolk Mountain Rescue Team didn't get a lot of work to do...

Over to you
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Old 1st Apr 2018, 22:18
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Thanks KT. Let's try this for size....


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Old 1st Apr 2018, 22:24
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Well if we scratch the last number we get the jackpot
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Old 1st Apr 2018, 23:11
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OK, four down... "Found in the bottom of a parrot's cage". Four letters ending in IT. Any ideas? Anyone...?
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Old 1st Apr 2018, 23:29
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Trapped on a Mountain you say? In Norfolk? I know just who to call!
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Old 1st Apr 2018, 23:30
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The state of that table! It's a real Seargants mess!
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Old 1st Apr 2018, 23:32
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Oh, those things are real? I only thought they were from the imagination of the Freemasons.
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Old 1st Apr 2018, 23:48
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"Oh we should get this one, three down, Ssststststuttering ffefefefefool not born to reign."
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 00:56
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Couldn't we just use the Sat Nav Sarge?
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 01:27
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While the counting of the Whip Round was being completed....the Mess Treasurer just knew it was Buster and Nutty who each pitched in with the Halfpenny coins!
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 02:22
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"As you can see we are a shadow of our former force, but I have manage to rope in a pongo or two and even the King to fill a place, I think we might just manage a scratch crew to put the old Shackleton we have dragged out of Manchester museum up to do a celebratory flypast for the RAF's 200th Anniversary."
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 02:26
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"Well divvying it up between us all, I figure we have just enough impress to buy a burger between two, after that, well, I am just glad Sgt Jones remembered to bring along the pot to piss in.
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 02:30
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"No, sorry, this seating roster is no good, it's got the Sergeants sitting down while the Air Commodores are standing up!"
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 03:37
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"Even though they weren't quick enough to get seats, the VSOs refused to leave the game of musical chairs."
"Yes, that's how they got to be VSOs."
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 06:32
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"88, 89, and 90! Excellent, we have enough. Send a cable to the yanks. We can afford Lend/Lease now!"
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 08:42
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In reality this is what a 'Whatsapp' work group is like
Every one close by and knows all you are doing
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 08:44
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Too many chiefs not enough Indians
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 08:47
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The job application form is asking about my positive points, so guys you must have some ideas of what I could put.
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 08:56
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The escape committee in Stalagluft 1X first meeting opened with 'This time tomorrow we will be back in Piccadilly Circus' showed optimism
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Old 2nd Apr 2018, 09:05
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Message from Group
Tonight we bomb Berlin
at 03.45
Takeoff at 19.45
Involving 1000 aircraft
The P51's can only escort us to Rotterdam
Back by 10.00 for tea and biccies

Any questions?...yes Heinrich you can use the telephone and be excused the mission
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