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Old 26th Mar 2018, 10:47
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Oh bollox, I forgot to put my superman suit on this morning.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 10:50
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And with a typical gallic flare, Pierre shrugs and says who needs a parachute anyway.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 11:42
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Very funny lads, but where did you find such a big roll of cling film?
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 12:09
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Tell the skipper to open the bloody throttles! He's almost caught up!
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 12:10
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The look on your face at the instant you realize your underpants have just got a lot warmer!
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 12:16
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Trials of the A400's suitability as a dropship revealed serious issues with vortices around the open rear ramp. It proved impossible to actually fall away from the thing. This photo shows Pvt Bloggs 20 mins after stepping off.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 12:40
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"'Ere Sarge, do you want me to vent the toilet overboard now?"


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Old 26th Mar 2018, 12:41
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"Static line.....what static line?"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 12:43
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"Thumbs up for adventure"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 12:52
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Are you sure this is how the Golden Parachute into my new role works?
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 12:53
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Couldn't we just do the walkaround when we land?
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 13:13
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"Now when you get about 100 foot behind the aircraft, throw out those bundles of metal foil we gave you and light a fag"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 13:13
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Just remind me - which of these ring things am I meant to pull?
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 13:16
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'Urry up lads, the beans I ate for brekkers won't last for ever...
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 13:51
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It's just a jump to the left,
and then a step to the right,
with your hands on your hips,
you bring your knees in tight,
but it's the pelvic thrust,
that really drives you insane.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 13:55
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"Was it something I said ?"
 
Old 26th Mar 2018, 13:55
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No, not that follow through!!!
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 13:57
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"It is far, far better thing I do .........."
 
Old 26th Mar 2018, 14:00
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"Never mind - it's not the fall that hurts - but the bump at the bottom !"
 
Old 26th Mar 2018, 14:01
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"Been at those funny pills again, Hoskins ?"
 

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