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Buster consoles his date while promising her a hop, skip and jump...
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Man in background ... "Oh, ****, where did I leave my rifle?"
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The Officers Mess tentage in the background was cunningly camouflaged.
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"Sorry, mate, we ran out of sheep and goats. Brace yourself."
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Kangaroo Steak is really quite tasty. We get ours from Iceland. Sorry, Skippy
Kangaroo Steak is really quite tasty. We get ours from Iceland. Sorry, Skippy
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"Skippy, you are going to have to wear the hat, OK?"
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"Behave, mate, or else in a few decades time they'll be selling 'roo steaks at Iceland."
* And very nice they are too!
* And very nice they are too!
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"Yes mate that is my kit, and if I catch you doing a digeridpoo on it again, you're in for a slapping."
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"So the Abbo threw his boomerang and you went to get it, and ended up here?"
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"You are a drongo. What inspired you to book a holiday with Cheap Cruises?
Roo: "Strewth cobber, for the thousandth time...
Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers Rock
Rock crushes Lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes Scissors
Scissors decapitates Lizard
Lizard eats Paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes Rock
Rock crushes Scissors
Bruce: "Got it mate...Spock eats Lizard. Rock cuts paper..."
Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers Rock
Rock crushes Lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes Scissors
Scissors decapitates Lizard
Lizard eats Paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes Rock
Rock crushes Scissors
Bruce: "Got it mate...Spock eats Lizard. Rock cuts paper..."