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Old 23rd Oct 2016, 20:29
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AGM of the Hell Fire Club.

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

PN (your #38524),

Roger - will take over from tomorrow. Meanwhile must disqualify these gems I had in the pipeline:


"It has come to my notice that some of you young gentlemen have been bringing into the Mess young ladies with whom you would not normally associate". (Pep talk by a Station Commander in my hearing many moons ago).

"This Club has gone downhill a long way since I were a lad !"

"I blame the parents !"

"How would I know they'd booked a stripper ? Just came in for a couple of quiet noggins and an early night !".

"This topless waitress idea has gone a little too far !"
 
Old 23rd Oct 2016, 21:14
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The Station Commander commented that some of the Taceval team's latest injects were perhaps a little over the top.
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Old 23rd Oct 2016, 21:18
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Briefing (from "A" Sqn Cdr, JDH, in 1965 prior to Towers Grad Ball), "And finally there is to be no PDA" (for those a bit younger - public displays of affection)
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 01:31
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"That was a simply wonderful version of 'Copacabana', Beelzebub - I don't suppose you happen to know any Enya numbers, do you?"
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 05:34
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So, would you like to come up & see my etchings big boy?
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 07:14
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The Officers and Aircrew Selection Centre denied recent reports that entry standards had been reduced in an attempt to increase recruitment.
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 07:53
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Ah, that brings back memories of Friday night happy hour at Markham






*so I am told
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 08:05
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aah, those Summer Balls..............
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 08:13
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1 Grope dining in night
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 08:58
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THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

Will lower the boom when 50 Captions (excluding mine, of course) have come in, Score to now is 30. Must warn you that front runner (IMHO) is already chosen, will need something really good to unseat him ! Press on !

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Old 24th Oct 2016, 09:00
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♫......"For the Bells of Hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling for You and not for Me !"......♫
 
Old 24th Oct 2016, 09:49
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Originally Posted by Tashengurt
Well played Danny!

JB, It wasn't overconfidence, see post 11151!

(Doing this on my phone so no smileys but tongue firmly in cheek!)
<NOT A CAPTION> Having now found Post 11151, Tashengurt, I realise that your gripe is fully substantiated and I apologise profusely for my own duplication. It would be only fair to reinstate you; however, the paperwork for your re-course has now gone off-station, so there is really nothing that can be done. Sorry. Best of luck for the future.
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 09:49
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When Danny was a lad, Sqn pictures were engraved not photographed.
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Labour resort to displaying a naked woman on their pitch in the hope of interesting voters.
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 09:54
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"I've told you not to come to the Snug, dear - go to the main bar and I'll join you in an hour or two."
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 09:56
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I knew we shouldn't have let the Scientologists get involved with the Top Gun remake!
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 10:01
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"I think Jim's rather jumping in with both feet."
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 11:11
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[Woman] "Oi, watch where you're putting that bell."
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 11:53
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"The place is all right - don't think much of the band !"
 
Old 24th Oct 2016, 12:47
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UK Border Agency vet new "children" arriving from Calais Jungle.
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