AGM of the Hell Fire Club.
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PN (your #38524),
Roger - will take over from tomorrow. Meanwhile must disqualify these gems I had in the pipeline:
"It has come to my notice that some of you young gentlemen have been bringing into the Mess young ladies with whom you would not normally associate".
(Pep talk by a Station Commander in my hearing many moons ago).
"This Club has gone downhill a long way since I were a lad !"
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I blame the parents !"
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How would I know they'd booked a stripper ? Just came in for a couple of quiet noggins and an early night !".
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This topless waitress idea has gone a little too far !"