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Old 3rd May 2016, 10:30
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The answer to the White Van Man !
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Old 3rd May 2016, 12:19
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...except for Hoskins who was driving.
No, he's the tail gunner!
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"I nicked the exhaust off me bruvver's Impreza!"
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Old 3rd May 2016, 12:38
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"Look out for that Traffic Warden !".........."What Traffic Warden ?"..........."Oh, dear !"
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Old 3rd May 2016, 12:39
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Hoskins regretted his smart arse comments about the American half tracks!
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Old 3rd May 2016, 13:27
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The re-positioning of armament shows how serious the British Army has become in their quest for mole eradication....
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Old 3rd May 2016, 13:35
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"Use the Force, Luke".
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Old 3rd May 2016, 15:25
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These Porta-Loos are a little exposed, but rather handy...
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Old 3rd May 2016, 15:40
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Don't worry Private ... Just flip one of those Blue pills from Pfizer into the fuel tank and you'll have a stonking great Barrel in no time
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Old 3rd May 2016, 16:30
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It's the new mechanise pissoir for the French army
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Old 3rd May 2016, 18:47
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"Well, it's not much use as a tank, but it tenderises the meat from the Ration Stand a treat !"
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Old 3rd May 2016, 20:13
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Updated NAAFI wagon for the WW1 front-line troops.
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Old 3rd May 2016, 20:29
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Now, I've studied the expression on Trooper Williams' face and I've concluded that he's doing his level best not to laugh as hard as we are.
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Old 3rd May 2016, 20:51
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After hearing "They don't like it up 'em!" for years, Pike had an idea....
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Old 3rd May 2016, 21:11
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"Well, it's not very comfortable, but it beats route-marching with rifle and pack !"
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Old 3rd May 2016, 21:31
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"You can push-start almost anything with this"
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Old 3rd May 2016, 21:33
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Ram- Raiders eagerly bought up war-surplus stocks.
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Old 3rd May 2016, 21:44
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This turned up when I first used the Uber App on my iPhone
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Old 4th May 2016, 06:59
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...and so a new type of aircraft tug was designed to prevent the ground crew from stealing the aircrew's left over rations.
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Old 4th May 2016, 08:17
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The Lancashire Fusiliers trial the Everton Quad bike; no problem with wheels or punctures Sir.
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Old 4th May 2016, 08:51
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"Well, thought Hoskins, the old adage of if it looks good it goes good certainly applies to this one."

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