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JOKES PLEASE (for our Young Flyers - steady now!)

Old 23rd Oct 2003, 20:10
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Talking JOKES PLEASE (for our Young Flyers - steady now!)

Young Flyers

We are almost ready to go to print with the latest edition of the Young Flyers Club newsletter, 'Over & Out'. We are looking for some SUITABLE jokes for children - aviation related. Anybody who can send us some good ones can have a discounted ticket to next year's Wings & Strings!
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Old 24th Oct 2003, 02:32
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No contest.....

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Old 24th Oct 2003, 02:50
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Sorry BEagle, but Typhoon is a lot funnier than the J.
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Old 24th Oct 2003, 03:14
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Sorry about this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went un-noticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey," died
peacefully at the of age 93.

The most traumatic episode for his family involved loading him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in - then the trouble started.
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Old 25th Oct 2003, 04:35
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Respect Orion....Respect!!!!!!
Laughed for ages...You are the Mac.....
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Old 25th Oct 2003, 08:32
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Nimrod 2000 ..... sorry, MRA4, is pretty funny
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Old 25th Oct 2003, 11:00
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A400M................still a picture and, if current rumours are true potentially a bigger flop than our lovely "J"

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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Old 26th Oct 2003, 05:25
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Jokes

This is not aviation related, but it is funny and clean. It has appeared elsewhere on PPRuNe, but I cannot find it!

A farmer went into his fields one cold and frosty morning and found all his cows frozen solid. He tapped and prodded each one but they were like lumps of ice.

He rushed in to his wife and asked her to help. 'I will have to call the vet,' he said, 'it will cost me a fortune in fees.'

His wife went out with him to look at the frozen cows. As they watched a little old lady walked across the field and patted and stroked each cow. As she did so, the cow moved and started to graze.

'Crikey', said the farmer, 'did you see that, she's cured them!'

'Of course', said his wife, 'you know who that it, it's




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Old 26th Oct 2003, 17:40
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AbiW - doesn't suprise me that total myth is still being spouted about the A400M. After all, the DPA website hasn't been updated since May 2003, so is it any wonder that people are in the dark. However, you may wish to know that the first contractual milestone has alrady been reached well ahead of time......

Another joke? Begins with "TypHooon will enter RAF service in......" and ends in "........err, shortly. Probably. Perhaps."
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Old 26th Oct 2003, 23:26
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Two elephants fell off a cliff...........





BOOM BOOM!
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Old 27th Oct 2003, 19:10
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Comedian tried to check in for a flight out of LHR but got arrested for acting funny!
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Old 27th Oct 2003, 23:53
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Two goldfish in a tank... One says to the other,

How the hell do we drive this then!!
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Old 28th Oct 2003, 17:02
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Young lad at airshow with Mum; he is v impressed by display flying.

YL: Mummy, when I grow up I want to be a pilot.
M: Make up yer mind son, you can'y do both!
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Old 29th Oct 2003, 19:55
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what do u call a donkey with 3 legs?






WONKEY!
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Old 29th Oct 2003, 21:42
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There were 2 parrots sitting on a perch, one says toy the other...

Can you smell fish
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Old 29th Oct 2003, 23:02
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Two snowmen sitting reading the papers, one says to the other...

"Can you smell carrots??"
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Old 29th Oct 2003, 23:18
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What do you call a monkey holding two sticks of dynamite??

A baBOOM.


I thank you................
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Old 31st Oct 2003, 04:54
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Question Pop Star Dies



French police have just announced that the pop star Sophie Ellis - Bextor has been found dead in a french football star's mansion!!!!!

They found the cause of death to be:

MURDER ON ZIDANE'S FLOOR!!!!!!!


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Old 1st Nov 2003, 10:03
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joke:

A set of jumper leads and a bra walk in to a bar,
the bra goes to the corner and the jumper-leads go to the bar and asks for 2 drinks..

the bar tender says" no im not selling u two drinks!"

the jumper leads say "why"

and the bar tender says " well u look like ur about to start something and ur mates of her tits!"
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Old 1st Nov 2003, 16:47
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????????????????????????? Must be the Aussie humour!!

Back to being childish!!

Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaulted

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