This is not aviation related, but it is funny and clean. It has appeared elsewhere on pprune, but I cannot find it!
A farmer went into his fields one cold and frosty morning and found all his cows frozen solid. He tapped and prodded each one but they were like lumps of ice.
He rushed in to his wife and asked her to help. 'I will have to call the vet,' he said, 'it will cost me a fortune in fees.'
His wife went out with him to look at the frozen cows. As they watched a little old lady walked across the field and patted and stroked each cow. As she did so, the cow moved and started to graze.
'Crikey', said the farmer, 'did you see that, she's cured them!'
'Of course', said his wife, 'you know who that it, it's
Thora Hird
