JOKES PLEASE (for our Young Flyers - steady now!)

[SirPeterHardingsLovechild]

'Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum'


'Hmm...I might have some cream for that'

[Sandyb]

baker

Why did the bakers hands smell of $hit?












Cos he kneaded a poo!!!!

[aytoo]

Heard that Paul McCartney bought his wife a new wooden leg for christmas. Not her main present, you understand, more of a stocking filler...

Q. Why does Edward Woodward have four 'D's in his name?

A. Without them he would be Eewaa Woowaa! (Try it out loud - it works, trust me!).

When I die, I hope it is peacefully, in my sleep, just like my old grandad. Not screaming in abject terror like his passengers.

[curmudgeon]

'Doctor, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum.'

'How's that?'

'Don't you start !!!'

[SirPeterHardingsLovechild]

More Bum Jokes!

'Doctor, I've got a lettuce stuck up my bum!'


'Mmm, I might have some dressing for that'

or

'Bend over....Aha, this is just the tip of the iceberg!'