JOKES PLEASE (for our Young Flyers - steady now!)
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JOKES PLEASE (for our Young Flyers - steady now!)
Young Flyers
We are almost ready to go to print with the latest edition of the Young Flyers Club newsletter, 'Over & Out'. We are looking for some SUITABLE jokes for children - aviation related. Anybody who can send us some good ones can have a discounted ticket to next year's Wings & Strings!
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Allison
We are almost ready to go to print with the latest edition of the Young Flyers Club newsletter, 'Over & Out'. We are looking for some SUITABLE jokes for children - aviation related. Anybody who can send us some good ones can have a discounted ticket to next year's Wings & Strings!
Thanks
Allison
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Sorry about this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went un-noticed last week.
Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey," died
peacefully at the of age 93.
The most traumatic episode for his family involved loading him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in - then the trouble started.
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went un-noticed last week.
Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey," died
peacefully at the of age 93.
The most traumatic episode for his family involved loading him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in - then the trouble started.
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Jokes
This is not aviation related, but it is funny and clean. It has appeared elsewhere on pprune, but I cannot find it!
A farmer went into his fields one cold and frosty morning and found all his cows frozen solid. He tapped and prodded each one but they were like lumps of ice.
He rushed in to his wife and asked her to help. 'I will have to call the vet,' he said, 'it will cost me a fortune in fees.'
His wife went out with him to look at the frozen cows. As they watched a little old lady walked across the field and patted and stroked each cow. As she did so, the cow moved and started to graze.
'Crikey', said the farmer, 'did you see that, she's cured them!'
'Of course', said his wife, 'you know who that it, it's
Thora Hird
A farmer went into his fields one cold and frosty morning and found all his cows frozen solid. He tapped and prodded each one but they were like lumps of ice.
He rushed in to his wife and asked her to help. 'I will have to call the vet,' he said, 'it will cost me a fortune in fees.'
His wife went out with him to look at the frozen cows. As they watched a little old lady walked across the field and patted and stroked each cow. As she did so, the cow moved and started to graze.
'Crikey', said the farmer, 'did you see that, she's cured them!'
'Of course', said his wife, 'you know who that it, it's
Thora Hird
AbiW - doesn't suprise me that total myth is still being spouted about the A400M. After all, the DPA website hasn't been updated since May 2003, so is it any wonder that people are in the dark. However, you may wish to know that the first contractual milestone has alrady been reached well ahead of time......
Another joke? Begins with "TypHooon will enter RAF service in......" and ends in "........err, shortly. Probably. Perhaps."
Another joke? Begins with "TypHooon will enter RAF service in......" and ends in "........err, shortly. Probably. Perhaps."
Gentleman Aviator
Young lad at airshow with Mum; he is v impressed by display flying.
YL: Mummy, when I grow up I want to be a pilot.
M: Make up yer mind son, you can'y do both!
YL: Mummy, when I grow up I want to be a pilot.
M: Make up yer mind son, you can'y do both!
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Pop Star Dies
French police have just announced that the pop star Sophie Ellis - Bextor has been found dead in a french football star's mansion!!!!!
They found the cause of death to be:
MURDER ON ZIDANE'S FLOOR!!!!!!!
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joke:
A set of jumper leads and a bra walk in to a bar,
the bra goes to the corner and the jumper-leads go to the bar and asks for 2 drinks..
the bar tender says" no im not selling u two drinks!"
the jumper leads say "why"
and the bar tender says " well u look like ur about to start something and ur mates of her tits!"
the bra goes to the corner and the jumper-leads go to the bar and asks for 2 drinks..
the bar tender says" no im not selling u two drinks!"
the jumper leads say "why"
and the bar tender says " well u look like ur about to start something and ur mates of her tits!"
